I dislike Cosmopolitan with the type of
hatred reserved for people battling vengeful Roman gods that wipe out generations of
children just to bone their mother. Every once in a while I'll check
their site out to see what terrible advice they are giving women and
men or to learn what not to do and complain about. In this Dante Bitches
About 10 Things Guys Absolutely Hate About Missionary Sex I am gonna
post what they have written, Frank Kobola (if that's his real name)
and post my own response because that is what I do. Respond. Never
act. I'm like the Floyd Mayweather Jr. of blogs. But taller. And less
rich. And slightly more liked.
1) There's not much to see. In terms of
tried-and-true “lie on top of each other and pork” style
missionary, you’re not getting to see much of the action. Guys
especially are very visual during sex, and as romantic as it is to
stare into your eyes while boning, it isn’t exactly titillating.
Yes, we love looking at your lovely face, but we get to see that
every time we go out to dinner or brush our teeth together in the
mirror. This is about sex, specifically nakedness. And virtually
every other sex position imaginable gives guys a better look at your
body.
