Dante Bitches About Cosmo Relationship Advice

Cosmo is a site that I go to when I am finished ironing all my clothes, cleaning my apartment, getting my pubes on fleek, and doing everything else a grown ass man should be doing. There is this guy on there that answers relationship question that folks send in named Logan Hill that I've bitched about before because he tends to take a while to answer a simple question. I'm gonna do the same thing again where I take what someone asked and put his reply and then mine. I'll be shortening his replies because fuck all that. Its my blog.

Question: My boyfriend is a terrible sleeper. He tosses and turns all night, and he claims that he sleeps worse when I am there. Because of this, he only invites me to stay over on the two nights a week that he doesn't have to get up for work in the morning so we can sleep in. I hate leaving him to go home when it's a work night. It makes me wonder how we will ever eventually live together or get married if he hates sharing a bed so much. Is this normal?

Dante Bitches About Cosmo Sex Advice

I was trolling around and stumbled across a Cosmo advice column. People write in and ask a question an Logan Hill answers. The question that was asked was short but, my god, was his response long. I am gonna try to trim a lot of what he said but keep the spirit of his answer because you don't want to read all of his bullshit. I say that now but watch how long my response ends up being.

Question: My boyfriend asked me - yes, asked me - for a blow job, and I suggested sex instead. He started a huge fight because I declined his blow job request and said something about how I never give him BJs. Actually, I had given him one two nights before. Why was it such a big deal that he started a fight over a blow job? And how do I stop it from happening in the future without just giving him a BJ every day?

Logan: Obviously, saying no is no big deal - you're right about that. It's your right to give blow jobs at a time and place of your choosing. You shouldn't feel pressured to do anything against your desire. There's no blow job-per-week quota. And I think we can all agree that a counter-offer of actual sex is a pretty reasonable compromise. But that wasn't your question. You asked: Why was it such a big deal to your boyfriend?