Kids These Days 12

Oh, kids! They’re so funny today what with their giving themselves chemical burns for fun, doing drugs that drive them temporarily insane until they smash their faces into the ground, and breastfeeding. Wait. What?! Yes, that is a thing. Allow mw to introduce/horrify you with the Breastmilk Baby Doll! I don’t know about you, but I have always been concerned with the fact that little girls weren’t learning to breastfeed early enough.

I...I cant.

You should see this creepy thing in action. I say keep it away from teen boys because they will be using it for all the wrong reasons. Oh, shut up! You know you were thinking it, too! Anyhoot, some company in Spain, surprisingly not Germany, decided that little girls needed to know what it was like to have their fun bags suckled.

Time For Breasts!

A couple weeks back Time Magazine had an image of a 20-something year old mother breastfeeding her 3 year old son on their cover. There’s only two reasons why they would do something like this. They need more people buying the magazine or they want dudes getting excited about seeing titties on the cover of a nationally published magazine.

“They’re just breasts!” some woman that doesn’t know any better is saying right now. Let me tell you ladies something. Dudes love looking at boobs. It doesn’t matter if a child is hanging from the end of them. We will CGI that kid right out of the way and imagine we’re there. Hell, breastfeeding is its own category in porn!