So Apparently Flakka Is A Thing

Though I don't do the drugs I love hearing about the strange, new things that people are willing to inject, snort, or smoke to get high. A guy in Florida, 34 year old Matthew Kenney, was arrested after police found him naked and running from invisible people intent on murdering him. He had smoked a drug called flakka which I have never heard of. I remember when salvia was a thing. Then it was bath salts. Then krokodil. Now its this.

While running in traffic wearing nothing but a pair of shoes, he was caught by police and told them that he would “rather die than be caught by these unknown people” meaning the invisible people. By the way, this is actually how we would respond to people from the bible if they lived today. If someone told you a burning bush talked to them you would cross the street. Kenney also said that if he was hit by a car he would stop being chased. Technically that's true. He's been arrested a few times, three, since December. I did see a few mugshots for him when I looked for an image for this post. He's on a psych hold until they figure all this nonsense out which means he is probably already free as of the writing of this. Come on. He's been arrested three times in the last few months. 

Kids These Days 29

Remember when all you had to worry about was your kids getting high or worse stealing the pills that you thought you hid well? Now you have to worry about them using a drug called Krokodil. I first heard about this drug on a special and it was being used in Russia. Its one of those drugs where if you saw someone who used it regularly you'd ask yourself “Who in the fuck would ever do that?!” Well, the drug that is also known as the poor man's heroin is now in the US. A 17 year old girl from Houston, Texas was visiting relatives in Mexico when she went to a clinic because she was having “digestive problems.” I translate that into peeing out your ass.

Puerto Vallarta is making sure to point out that she didn't get the drug in Mexico, but brought the issue with her from the States. They don't know how she is doing because she never came back for a follow up because she's probably curled up in a ball watching her body parts fall off. That is a actual thing that happens when you use this shit. That is not an exaggeration. I have not included any pictures of the hundreds of people this has happened to. If you wanna Google that shit then by all means have fun. But you have been warned.