"The Crappening"

A little back story on this one. I made this a couple years ago after seeing that terrible M. Night movie "The Happening." Spoiler alert: Its about plants making people stop whatever they're doing and just kill themselves. Lame, right? I just saved you 90 minutes of your life. I have redone the music and brightened the film since when I first made it it was very dark.

"Porn Related" Inspired By Kiyoshi Parker

Years ago I filmed a movie with Kiyoshi. Three years after making it he finally gave me my cheeseburger payment. Yes, I am that cheap. A while ago I told him that I was gonna re-shoot the movie and it wouldn't take all damn day long. So I shot this today and can't wait to see what he thinks. Enjoy.

Rosscast Episode 157: Don't Touch Me!

Rosscast Episode 157

The Rosscast

In this episode I talk about yahoo dating advice for chicks, growing up fighting with family, seeing Kick Ass and how cool it was, hanging with my friends and eating seafood, a racist rally here in Los Angeles, and Pope Benedict XVI making promises he can’t keep. Click here to download this episode and click here to download and subscribe through iTunes. Enjoy!

Rosscast Episode 156: Half An Asshole

Rosscast Episode 156

The Rosscast

In this episode I talk about Conan going to TBS, Larry King getting divorced for the 7th damn time, Los Angeles police chief Daryl Gates dying, me being on Tha O Show and making an ass of myself, how the DARE program was an epic fail, babbling about Bisquick, movies, and I answer some listener questions. Click here to download this episode and older ones of click here to listen and subscribe through iTunes. Enjoy!

Rosscast Episode 138: Feel The Vibrations

Rosscast Episode 138

The Rosscast

In this episode I talk about Yahoo stuff about getting inside a guys head, bullshit body language, body scanners, The Bone Collector, Japanese food, 80’s cartoons being good for little girls self esteem, dudes getting tasered on COPS, and people pretending they are way more complex than they really are. Click here to download the show and click here to subscribe through iTunes. Enjoy!

Rosscast Episode 137: Wrong Side Of 30

Rosscast Episode 137

The Rosscast

In this birthday episode I talk about past birthday celebrations good and bad, answer some listener questions, discuss bad teachers during Black History Month, kids doing air traffic control, chicks throwing babies in the trash, a Gilligan’s Island movie, and kids bringing grenades to school. Click here to download the Rosscast or click here to download and subscribe through iTunes. Enjoy!

"The Hammer"

So I finally sat my ass down and watched “The Hammer”, a film written by Adam Carolla. This is a great film. I remember hearing Adam when he was on the regular ass radio (97.1 KLSX which became FreeFM which became a piece of shit top 40 station that I refuse to listen to). I hoped this movie would be good and it was past good.

It was great.

The movie stars Adam as Jerry Ferro, a carpenter that has just turned 40. He loses his job, his woman, and most of his dignity within one day. He also works as a boxing trainer at a gym. He decides to try out for the Olympic boxing team when a promoter says he still has what it takes after knocking down a rising boxing superstar during a sparring session.

The movie also co-stars Oswaldo Castillo who you may know as Ozzie from Adam’s radio show. The two of them together are too damn funny. As the love interest (I hate that term) Heather Juergensen as Lindsay, a student at the gym who Jerry asks on a date. The trip to the La Brea Tar Pits is full of funny jokes that had me cracking up laughing.

I don’t want to ruin the rest of the movie for those who haven’t seen it and are slow asses like me. Trust me, there hasn’t been a movie like this made since the 80’s when they made films you still quote and remember to this day. It makes you wanna enjoy life and good friends and that no matter how old you are there’s always a chance to be great.

For those of you that don’t know, a one point while I was working at the porn shop I appeared on Adam’s radio show. Just click here to read my old article about working there and being on his show which turned out to be a very fun thing and made me somewhat popular amongst Adam’s gay fans that listened to the show. More than you’d suspect.

So see “The Hammer and let me know what you think. I know you’ll love it.

Rockets.

"Mind Bullets"

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For those of you that have been in your snug little Fortress of Solitude, Brittany Murphy died a few days ago. They are saying she had an assload of different medicines in her home for all kinds of conditions. I remember her from “Sin City” and “Clueless.” Man, that Stacy Dash was hot as hell in “Clueless.” Yeah, so was Brittany Murphy because it was when she still had some weight on her. That’s not what this blog is about though.


She has a bunch of films that are supposed to be coming out. This one called “Deadline” is about her researching what happened to some folks that died in a house a while back. Yeah, I know. Not very original. It reminds me of when “Street Fighter”, one of the worst films ever made, was Raul Julia’s last picture. With Heath Ledger he had that awesome ass role as The Joker to solidify his legacy.


Brittany has a poster with her looking dead in a bathtub.


She died in the shower. This isn’t even ironic. Its kinda fucked up. They of course will be changing the poster after what happened to her. But, damn. Talk about bad timing.

"Doom Mates" Episode 13: "Ghost Rape"

Rosscast Episode 62: What You Talkin' Bout?

In this episode I once again answer listener questions! These range from what I think about upcoming movies, Tim Burton, class reunions and if its okay to whoop some ass, what its like to live in L.A, and the state of porn. I also play Dan-e-o's upcoming song "Legacy" from his soon to be released FREE album "Dilla Pickles." Also here's a link to add him on your facebook. Click this link to download this and older episodes. Enjoy!

"UNO: The Movie"

"Doom Mates" Episode 7: "Can O' Whoop Ass!"

"Go-Bots vs. Transformers"

I love this site. It lets you type text and makes it into a funny little film. You will be seeing more of these from me. You have been warned. Now transform and roll out!

LRW: "Dead Men Walking"!

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In what will be known as the worst beatings filmed and the biggest betrayal committed, Living Room Wrestling presents "Dead Men Walking"! In action its The Fantom, Tha Stepdaddy, Hector Con Carne, Kinky, K.C Jones, and Pretty Ricky. Also, a surprise return! Don't miss out on the action!

"Doom Mates" Episode 4: "Pay Your Dues"

Rosscast Episode 3: I Am The Law!!!

I discuss why I would make an awesome policeman. Also, rambling about Ethan Hawke, "Training Day", and Phil Spectre.

"Toolverine"

"The Last & The Curious 3: Too Curious"

"Chris Brown vs. Rihanna"

The fight you've been waiting to see!