Dante Explains Shit: Marijuana Laws

Weed! Marijuana. Ganja. The Devil's Weed. Papa Smurf. I made the last one up. Its known by many things but illegal is the most prevalent. Now, while marijuana laws are slowly changing possessing weed will get you in jail or fined no matter how much of it you have. Most people just think that weed is bad and should be illegal without really know why it is in the first place. So in this Dante Explains Shit I'm gonna do a Cliff Notes version of the history of marijuana and how it got to the point where smoking a plant will get your freedom taken away.

Since the 1800's marijuana was used for medical purposes. People like to think that only in recent decades its been used to treat pain and illnesses but its been hundreds of years. I think I need to clarify something. When people think of hemp they think of marijuana. You can not get high from hemp no matter how much you smoke. Though they are from the same plant one is male and the other female.

Hemp is used for many things. Fabric, building material, and also paper. Hemp is one of the strongest materials on the planet and unlike most plants. The sails of ships were made of the stuff. Jeans were made from it. The first two drafts of the Declaration of Independence were written on it. Hemp is cheap, strong, and easy to grow. Like my penis.

The Champion Of Stupid

I have never understood someone being guilty and when caught doing some extra guilty shit. 32 year old Terrence Lewis of Indiana doesn't think like me so he has no problem compounding wrong with wronger. Before a search in jail he had stuffed his ass full of weed and tobacco. Last Friday during the search police say they saw something sticking from his ass which has to be the worst part of this cops day, really. Lewis, when confronted, snatched the bag from his ass and shoved it into his mouth. He eventually spit it into his hand and gave it to police who then added narcotics possession and attempting to smuggle narcotics into a lockup. But since nasty ass Lewis doesn't seem all that bright he figured that he may as well go all in and got into a fight with a cellmate the next day.

Lewis got into trouble for assaulting his cellmate because the guy, 60 year old James Brown, farted and Lewis didn’t like that. He punched him twice in the face making his eye swell and his nose bleed. Brown was taking to a hospital after that. Lewis then had a new charge of assault added to his list of silly shit. Now, the reason why Lewis was in jail stuffing drugs up his booty hole and mouth then beating up old, gassy men is because he turned himself in after getting a warrant for shooting two guys in the leg early last month. What a champion this guy is! He is being held on $52,100 bond. He needs to be like that one dude that got locked up and forgotten about because, come on. That is my legal take and response to this. Come on.

Rosscast Episode 103: Bitch Box

In this slapped together episode I talk aut controversy in music, weed, bad teachers, yes no's and maybe's, and "Avatar." Click here to download this and older Rosscast episodes. Enjoy!

Rosscast Episode 101: Team Ross

In this all over the damn place episode I talk about the other Dante Ross (he‘s way more popular than me), swine flu, Tiger Woods quitting vagina and golf, Chris Brown leaving twitter, kids smoking more weed than cigarettes, turning down sex, The Princess and The Frog and how Black folk ain’t happen with shit, and Miley Cyrus. Click here to download this and older Rosscast. Enjoy!