Weed! Marijuana. Ganja. The Devil's
Weed. Papa Smurf. I made the last one up. Its known by many things but illegal is the most
prevalent. Now, while marijuana laws are slowly changing possessing
weed will get you in jail or fined no matter how much of it you have.
Most people just think that weed is bad and should be illegal without
really know why it is in the first place. So in this Dante Explains
Shit I'm gonna do a Cliff Notes version of the history of marijuana
and how it got to the point where smoking a plant will get your
freedom taken away.
Since the 1800's marijuana was used for
medical purposes. People like to think that only in recent decades
its been used to treat pain and illnesses but its been hundreds of
years. I think I need to clarify something. When people think of hemp
they think of marijuana. You can not get high from hemp no matter how
much you smoke. Though they are from the same plant one is male and
the other female.
Hemp is used for many things. Fabric,
building material, and also paper. Hemp is one of the strongest
materials on the planet and unlike most plants. The sails of ships
were made of the stuff. Jeans were made from it. The first two drafts
of the Declaration of Independence were written on it. Hemp is cheap,
strong, and easy to grow. Like my penis.
During World War 2 Japan was like “Fuck
you guys!” and the government begged farmers to start growing the
stuff. Henry Ford created a “green” car that was made of hemp,
wheat, and had plastic panels. The car was 1000 pounds lighter than
regular cars, had ten times the strength of steel, and could not
dent. It also ran on hemp gasoline. This sounds like science fiction
but this is all true.
Knowing how great this stuff is, how
did we get to the point where it was outlawed?
You've heard of the Prohibition Era.
From 1920 till 1933 alcohol was banned in America. Now, I've always
said that even if the world was ending we'd find a way to get high or
drunk. You take one thing away, like alcohol, something else has to
replace it. In this case it was marijuana. Marijuana had been used
for years prior to this, aka cannabis, but with the absence of
alcohol people needed to find a way to get fucked up. Of course after
alcohol was no longer criminalized the use of marijuana dropped.
A large part of the criminalization of
marijuana came from William Randolph Hearst (as well as the DuPont
family who made money from manufacturing paper, plastic, and
paint/Andrew Mellon who was Secretary of the Treasury that was hugely
invested in DuPont). Hearst was as rich as a god. He also happened to
be racist as shit and the most powerful newspaper owner in the
country. Not one of...the most. Knowing that hemp was easy to grow
and how useful it was, hemp would lower the need for the paper he was
using for his newspapers and magazines. He had to do something to
stop the production of hemp and using his power, money, and influence
he helped create Reefer Madness.
If you've never seen Reefer Madness it
is a classic comedy. People smoke weed and lose every bit of shit
they are in possession of. It was aimed at teenagers, White ones, and
if you let your kids smoke this weed they got from Blacks and
Hispanics your sons would become crazed killers and your daughters
would be raped.
Next thing you know...illegal! Hemp was
made illegal with the help of a comedy that was taken as fact even
though you can't get high from it. You would think that almost a
hundred years later that we would get our shit together and learn
more about something like this. Hemp can not be grown in the U.S but
it can be purchased and shipped here. Does that make any sense? Right
now you can go buy hemp seed oil, make tea from it, and buy products
that are made primarily of it. But don't you dare grow it! Eat four
teaspoons of nutmeg if you wanna get fucked up but a seed that can't
get you high is a no-no.
Due to the Controlled Substance Act a
plant you can not get high from is banned. In some states it is legal
to grow it but you can still be arrested for it. This is like getting
permission from your spouse to have sex with someone but that they
will fuck you up on a whim. Its legal, but not at the same time.
Though a lot of states have legalized the use of marijuana for the
treatment of pain from cancer, depression, and too many other
illnesses to list, federally it is still illegal. Again. Legal and
not at the same time.
Now while I do not smoke weed I do
think it should be legalized but controlled the same way that alcohol
and cigarettes are. No teen should be smoking it because fuck you
your life ain't that rough. What I believe makes it harder for many
people to say yes to legalizing it are the people who advocate it.
This is what people imagine the average weed smoker, or stoner,
looks like.
People who advocate the legalization of
weed get upset and combative with others who don't want it legal.
This is the opposite approach that needs to be taken. There are a lot
of things that I do not partake in that I want legal. Gay marriage,
travel to Cuba from the U.S freely, and making marijuana legal. The
people that do use it need to make sure they can control themselves.
While I don't mind my bus driver smoking it, I don't want to get on
the bus and have the smell of it radiating off of him the same way I
wouldn't want the smell of booze.
So I think I explained enough. Of
course there is more to it than what I explained. You don't even need
to smoke weed to get the benefits of it. Lollipops, brownies, and
even pills (edibles) are being used to treat people who want the product for
more reasons than just to get high. Honestly, texting while driving
is a bigger issue than this to me.
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