Teacher Fails At Twitter

Up in Northern California this teacher named Krista Hodges is sick of her damned students and she isn't afraid to let people know using her Twitter account. While she has not been fired she is going to be “disciplined” which means she will likely be moved to another school because its harder to fire a teacher than it is for me to have a healthy relationship. That's pretty hard. Between April and June of this year she tweeted that some of the kids in her class “make my trigger finger itchy” as well as saying she wanted to stab some students and pour coffee on others. I wonder what warrants each of these. Maybe talking too much gets a stabbing while not turning in homework gets you Folgers in your face. Hodges says she regrets sending the tweets and says she didn't expect anyone to take them seriously...because she's a silly person. I swear, if you're in school you already have to worry about being shot by students or fucked by teachers. Now you gotta worry about teachers wanting to get your ass.  

When US Airways Fail They Fail Hard

US Airways sure knows how to respond to a customers' complaint, I tell ya what. I never send messages to owners complaining about stuff. The furthest I've gone was writing a Yelp review to a restaurant that delivered me food about 2 and a half hours after I ordered it. When a customer named Elle sent something on Twitter and US Airways responded with an image that once seen can not be unseen.

I'm dragging my heels on purpose. This is me giving you a chance to opt out of seeing this picture. I saw the very uncensored version and made a strange sound. It wasn't quite a scream and it wasn't quite a moan. It was more of an underwater belch.

US Airways issued an apology after the picture was up for about an hour which is along time for this to be hanging up there. Of course they said that they will be looking into this incident. Some sites are saying the image is NSFW (Not Safe For Work) which is the understatement of the year. Saying this image is NSFW is like saying sticking your hand in acid may hurt. This picture is porn.

If you wanna see it click the “read more”below but don't get mad at me later.

I'm serious. You have no right to complain after looking at this picture.

Still here?

Okay. You asked for it.

Shit Just Got Real 11

You ever send a letter to someone or a voice mail and realized way too late that you couldn't take it back? Well, today you can do this but instead of the one person you meant to send it to and their friend they most definitely showed your ramblings to thousands if not millions of people can witness your mistake. With things like Twitter, Facebook, and Instagram you can post something and have people you don't know and will never meet, like me, see the kinda bullshit you post.

A PR specialist, which as you keep reading will become far too damned ironic, named Justine Sacco was fired after posting a Tweet. “Going to Africa. Hope I don't get AIDS. Just kidding. I'm white!” She worked at InterActive Corp., a company that also owns Match.com, Dictionary.com, and Vimeo which are all huge companies to work for. She ended up posting an apology after she realized how big a shit storm she'd caused. Of course she's deleted her account since then.

Rosscast Episode 227: I Make Holes In Teeth!

Number 227 but Marla Gibbs no showed and I said fuck it, the show must go on! In this episode I talk about a sex robot you can buy, Anthony Weiner and his dick pic drama, Khloe Kardashian and her nipple, someone sending their grandma’s urn to Goodwill, Only In Florida, animals going nuts on folks, a dude stripping on a plane, and someone being arrested for pretending to have brain damage. Click here to download this and past Rosscast Shows!

Rosscast Episode 186: Elephant Knuckles Taste Like Chicken

In this all over the place ass episode I talk about TI getting arrested again, Kat Von D dating Jesse James, a fight at the US Open, why you shouldn’t slap strangers, phone books being useless, animals, why the entire continent of Australia scares me, face book etiquette, and what animals I would love to eat. Click here to download this episode and older ones. Enjoy!

Rosscast Episode 101: Team Ross

In this all over the damn place episode I talk about the other Dante Ross (he‘s way more popular than me), swine flu, Tiger Woods quitting vagina and golf, Chris Brown leaving twitter, kids smoking more weed than cigarettes, turning down sex, The Princess and The Frog and how Black folk ain’t happen with shit, and Miley Cyrus. Click here to download this and older Rosscast. Enjoy!