Rosscast Episode 126: Stop Hitting Yourself!

Rosscast Episode 126

The Rosscast

In this episode I talk about acrobats almost dying dancing for Hunky Santa at The Beverly Center, double standards women need to understand and stop doing, Brittany Murphy's creepy looking husband, listener questions, and Haitian kids being kidnapped. Click here to download the old way or click here and be awesome by subscribing through iTunes. Enjoy!

Rosscast Episode 97: Blacker Than Black

In this episode I talk about what I like in women, what its like to me Black and Dante, I explain what I liked about "Twilight", do some random voices, and the pros and cons of being Negrolicious. Click here to download this and older Rosscast episodes. Enjoy!

Fucking Skinny Jeans!

It seems to be getting worse and worse. This damn affliction that is affect the world. Skinny jeans. In the above picture this is a good example of skinny jeans being used in the proper way: on a woman. Check that out. A nice little ass. Good stomach. A little thin for my tastes but I’m a mutant and like women to be close to 200lbs. Her jeans are tight but not true skinny jeans. That’s how much I cant stand them.


Chicks have been wearing skinny jeans for years now. Back in the 80’s there was almost nothing but skinny jeans but they were called just pants. Everyone wore tight pants. Matter of fact, if you wore baggy pants or oversized ones people made fun of you. “You wearing your daddy’s pants!” Then as the 90’s neared and began big ass pants became the rage. This was a good thing. It went well with the dances that were coming out and they made cool (at the time) looking shit. Chicks have always been able to wear tight pants, even ones with no ass. Tight jeans look good and even hold in stuff on big girls.


Now to the fellas.





Jesus H. Christ. Please stop it. You don’t look cool. I don’t know why this shit is spreading faster than AIDS in a gay African prison but it is. Guys are looking so silly in this shit. Did I wear tight pants growing up? Yes. But I never had them sag. I never wore them with giant ass shoes and floppy hair. I mean, come on! Stop! You’re gonna look back at the pictures you take now and just be thoroughly ashamed.


Seeing a couple together with skinny jeans upsets me. You just know that they’re wearing each others draws as well.

Rosscast Episode 92: All Over The Place!

In this long awaited (ha!) episode I talk about cops throwing folks through windows, women getting their men beaten up, when not to ask about past relationships, the AMA's, being out of touch with music, disliking Lady Gaga, that damned "Twilight" movie, and showing off for a girl when I was little. Click here for this and older Rosscast's for download. Enjoy!

Rosscast Episode 51: Skankarific!!!

As promised I welcomed to my show the Skeptical Halfbreed himself, Kiyoshi Parker! We talk about everything from sex, drinking, growing up, figuring out why Jesus was so angry, why we hate cars and don't drive, "Roman Soldier's", and why we don't care what a womans hair looks like. I hope you all like what is the longest Rosscast yet. Enjoy!

Rosscast Episode 47: I'm Not Drunk, Occifer...

In this episode I talk about the good, the bad, and the stutardedly ugly that can occure when drinking. Specifically when I, your host, Dante drinks. I also talk about the free care deal at the Forum, and why I think I have no game whatsoever when it comes to the ladies. Enjoy!

How To Befriend The Opposite Sex Without Sex

There are a lot of people that say and think that you cant be just friends with someone of the opposite sex. Well, I am here as living proof to tell you that its not only possible, but necessary for understanding yourself and the opposite sex better. There are some rules and steps to take when making friends that don’t have the same genitalia as you. Hey, that’s a good place to start.

They just have different junk than you do. Once you get past the fact that chicks have tits and nice lips you’re on your way to being friends. We look at chicks sometimes (most times for some) and all we can think about is how they look naked. This isn’t cool. If you wanna be friends with someone you cant walk around thinking about banging them. Yeah, you can realize that they are attractive but once you get past that things get better.

Talk to them like an equal. This may be hard for some dudes. A lot of guys are taught that men are better at everything than women (and women are taught that they are weaker than men) and this keeps them from treating them as a friend. A guy can have a loser of a friend but still talk to and hang with him more than a woman. Women have the same thoughts as men do even if many don’t want to admit it. They think about sex and food jut as much as you do. Its not like things are off limits when talking to women. I talk about movies, sex, books, TV, childhoods, love, and anything under the sun.

Set the rules. This doesn’t have to be some kind of spoken out loud thing (“I wont touch your tits if you don’t touch my dick!”) unless you cant control yourself. Having female friends is way different if you’re in a relationship. I had an ex think that I had a thing for friends that were lesbian, married, and lived thousands of miles away. You have to make sure your girlfriend was secure enough in the relationship to trust you around chicks. I have almost nothing but chick friends. We hug goodbye but we aren’t running around kissing or holding hands. The same rule applies to male friends I have. Except the hugging goodbye part. That just doesn’t happen. It may not sound true but with chick friends it can get to a point where you don’t even look at them sexually. Shut up, its possible.

I’m still not sure exactly why I haven’t been able to have male friends as an adult. Yeah, there are some guys I talk to but it isn’t often and we aren’t all buddy-buddy. They tend to be so focused on money or pussy while I am “surrounded” by it but don’t get any. There are a hundred reasons why I became friends with chicks and didn’t date them. Bad timing, right place/wrong time, or something just didn’t click to push things past a possible relationship status. I don’t regret it or anything even though some of my female friends have been better than the chicks I used to date.

One of the best things about having mostly female friends is the differing point of view. When you get used to being around just your own sex your reality becomes skewed. The double edge catch 22 of the opposite sex thing is that its harder for girls to be friends with guys. I don trust guys for the most part. Whenever a guy meets one of my friends I am immediately suspect. Not to mention my own lady. I wonder what their intentions are and why I haven’t met them yet.

I am Dante’s insecurity.

I want my lady to have male friends but if she cant talk to them to ask me any dude related questions. There are things she could ask me that I wont know (but I doubt it). I have been around and grew up with so many different types of guys that there is nothing one can say where I’ll go “I did not know that.” One day I’ll make a more concentrated effort to make more friends of my own sex. Until then I’ll keep my hot lady and my cute friends and wait for some dude that doesn’t annoy the hell out of me and stays in contact with me.

Rockets.

The Hotness

I was watching Tyra Banks' show (I know…) and they had the topic of butts. There were five women on stage and guys were saying whether or not they had nice butts. I wasn’t a fan of any of them. I have an odd tastes in women. If anything it could be called inconsistent. I tend to love big thighs more than anything else. I don’t care about breasts.

Now, I’m not usually into muscular chicks. I don’t want to run my fingers down your stomach and have to traverse rippling abs. Serena Williams is the exception to the rule. I mean, her ass doesn’t hurt matters. She looks like a superhero.

Jenna Von Oy you may or may not remember from that old show “Blossom.” I had a huge crush on her back then. But the show went off the air and I didn’t see her again until she was on the cover of a Black men’s magazine. I was like, “Whaaa…?!” when I saw how she, uh, grew up.

Selma Hayek I have been into for years now. Yeah, she messed up and had a damned kid but that hasn’t stopped her from looking the hotness. If you haven’t seen her snake dance in “Dusk ‘Til Down” or her in that school girl outfit in “Dogma” then you don’t know what you’re missing.

Stacey Dash is over 40. I should just leave it at that. She has been hot for a long time but somehow manages to get even hotter as the years go by. By the time she’s 60 she’ll just be a beam of sexy ass light!

I got into Michelle Rodriguez when I saw her in “The Fast & The Furious.” I was like, “Who is this…?” I don’t watch “Lost” so all I know about her is from online and finding out she’s been arrested for something. Whatever. She’s still good looking even though she’d beat me up and take my money for booze.

Victoria is a former wrestler. She is also pushing 40. Not that you can tell. She is hot and has been that way for almost 10 damned years. Her finishing move was sick and so was my obsession with her for a while. You will be missed.

Of course there’s Rosario “Why Cant I Quit You?!” Dawson. I got all happy when she left that pretty boy. But then she turned around and started dating some French dude. Not that I’d ever have a chance with her but she seems like a legit cool chick to hang with. It doesn’t hurt she writes her own comic book. What’s hotter than a woman that writes?!

Yeah, I could post a picture of my girlfriend but I dont want any horndogs checking her out. Sometimes she gives me a certain look or just walks a certain way that makes me wanna Shoop.

Rockets.