Fucking
nature. Yesterday I came home like I do and saw this creature on my
screen. I went and tried to give him the good old fashioned Pine Sol
good morning. This thing just took it like the dirty whore it is! I
sprayed until people across the street started looking at me. I may
have been laughing maniacally.
This thing eventually gets tired of me
and crawls down to the bottom onto my sill. I continue to spray it.
It starts to climb back up the screen! What the fuck is going on?! I
get fed up but pick my spot. I wait until it climbs back on the
screen and thump the shit out of it! It falls and banks right and
lands on my other screen! I thump it again and it lands near the edge
and looks at me before flying away. Yes, I checked for it when I came
home today.
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