Shit Just Got Real 21

Remember when I used to have segments on my blog? Well, they’re back. Meet Charity Stevens. She is a 15 year old girl from Texas who needed a place to stay because she had nowhere to live. Tamica Lincoln, a very nice woman in Longview, Texas and 30 years old, took her in while she attended as a 10th grader at New Life Christian School. When asked by school officials about previous schooling that she'd received she told them that she had been home schooled. “She had good grades. She acted like a respectful student and did good work” the school principal had said. Lincoln acted as her guardian while she attended school which is pretty damned nice of her. I talk about Charity in the past tense not because she up and died or got shot like kids happen to get nowadays. I say this because it turns out that the only thing real about Charity was that she is a female and Black.

Shit is about to get real.

Not only was Charity lying about her age, she was lying about her name as well. It turns out that her real name is Charity Johnson and her ass is 34 years old! Charity had been living with Lincoln for a while when she found out that she had a grown ass woman living under her roof which is eleven kinds of creepy. She called the police and was like “Get this old bitch out my house!” Charity even gave a fake age when she was arrested saying that she was 31. Come on now.

Charity was arrested and put in jail on $500 bond. They also charged her weird ass with a trespass warning to get her out of Lincoln's house. The school principal said that she behaved like any normal student and that it costs $150 a month to stay in the school but that if you couldn't pay that there was no penalty. If I were a paying parent and heard that shit my ears would've perked up. So far they have no idea why Charity was pretending to be 15 years old. This sounds like a bad movie. Could you imagine if you because friends with this woman? Oh god. I just thought of this. What if you were dating or having sex with her and you were a classmate? Great googily moogily! This could be a real thing! I'm sure that some dude would've admitted to this happening until they released this goddamn mugshot. Fuck that. No one is admitting to that! Poor thing look like she went five rounds in the Octagon! Breaking news! I just found out that she was dating a 23 year old guy named Rickie Williams who told him that she was 18 years old. Damn, damn, damn!!!

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