Just Talking With Dante Episode 2

In this episode I talk about a big ass glass slide being built downtown, being in a music video (Mantra by Big Kish click here to check it out), and dating. Click here for previous episodes.

DVDiculous: Superman Vs. The Elite

Most people know from reading my blogs or talking to me that I’m not a fan of Superman. On my old Dark Nerd Strikes blog (which months ago was absorbed into this one and was absed on comic book related stuff and is accessed by clicking anywhere it says darknerdstrikes.blogspot.com) I talked about how if Supes was so great then he would take shit to a whole new level and do things like kill Lex Luthor and scare the hell out of criminals the way Batman does. Well, this film showed me what would happen if that were the case.

I pick things up and put them down!

Clark Kent and Lois Lane are enjoying a walk after watching a cheesy ass commercial starring Superman in an animated film when trouble starts. Oh, before I forget. The beginning credits for this movie rules ass. Superman starts fighting Atomic Skull who is a bit more powerful than the last time Supes fought him. Skull is turning people into ashes and Superman beats him and locks him away for the hundredth time. I like that Skull was a force and not just that dude with the flaming head he’s been for years.

Rosscast Episode 256: Get In My Belly

In this jam packed episode I do some Only In Florida stories involving a man eating another man’s face off and a guy pulling a gun for fast food, a Bitches Be Crazy involving pepper spray and bacon, a Kids These Days involving magnets and a penis, and I play Andrew Kishino and Sadat X’s new song Clutch Pop which you can download and listen to here. Click here for past Rosscast Shows.

Rosscast Episode 253: I Be Listening

In this episode I talk about the weather, the LA Riots, Bitches Be Crazy, Only In Florida, Dude What the Fuck, and some listener questions where you find out whether or not I‘ve ever faked an orgasm. Click here to download this and here for past Rosscast Shows. It appears that you have to sign in to listen to my shows now. Just make a quick account until I can work my way around this. Enjoy!

Dante Saves You: Ninja Edition

So now that you’ve learned to defeat or run away from dinosaurs, aliens, zombies, and vampires its time to take on something that has plagued humanity for years: ninjas. As much as I love ninjas I know that I will never be one so I have trained to not only spot one from a distance using my mutant ability of spotting shady people, but use natural hell damn instincts.

The problem with ninjas is they come in all different shapes, sizes, and races. That’s right, even White dudes are ninjas now. I guess Sho’Nuff could be a ninja. No. He was way too loud for that shit. You cant be the Shogun Of Harlem and be quiet. Here’s how you beat ninjas. You may thank me later.

On Blast Designs by Andrew Kishino

Today I got to meet up with the one and only Andrew “Kish” Kishino. I have heard some of his music, loved it, and met him through one of the best MC’s Dan-e-o a couple years ago. Kishino has a new t-shirt that says so much with so little.

Yeah, you know you want it! Just contact him by clicking this link RIGHT HERE and order one. Its 100% cotton and made in Los Angeles. They come in sizes Medium through Extra Large and are produced by On Blast Designs. Check out and follow Kish on Twitter, Facebook, and of course Youtube. Or you can check IMDB for the realist cat I know.

Andrew Kishino has been featured in video games (GI Joe: The Rise Of Cobra, Kung Fu Panda, Marvel: Ultimate Alliance 2, Mortal Kombat). Cartoons (The LeBrons, GI Joe: Renegades, The Spectacular Spiderman). Announcing and narrating (America’s Got Talent, Best Damn Sports Show Period, E! True Hollywood Story). If you have a TV or play video games you’ve heard him and probably didn’t know. Until now. He’s friggin’ Storm Shadow!

“Hoodafukayoo?!”