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I was watching this news story a few days ago about this chick, Melinda Slick, and how she got told off by a bus driver. In late August while on the bus Slick complained to the driver about how cold it was on the bus. She sat there with her arms tucked into her shirt and eventually got off the bus. There were some more words between the two and before Slick got off the bus the driver said to her "As long as you’re short, fat and white, you will not speak to me like that again."

In an interview Slick said that she was "completely speechless. I didn’t know what to say. As soon as I stepped off the bus, I lost it. The tears just started flowing. I have struggled with my weight my whole entire life. I’ve been bullied and picked on all through school because of it." I've spoken before how it is to ride buses here (click here to read my Five Things I Learned Riding The Bus) and how you are at the mercy of the drivers. You can talk shit to them all you want but they can also choose to kick your ass off the bus.

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This could've been a Kids These Days since it involves a 14 year old but then shit got really real. In Mississippi a kid has been charged with having hi father killed. Now that is bad enough. Having a parent killed is bad. Blake Thompson had three guys kill his father by stabbing him, burying him in a shallow grave, and setting his truck on fire. But it still manages to get worse. How, you ask?

The boy was dating one of the killers...who is 25...and a cop.

There was a time when you would get upset with your parents and you would run away or tell them you hated them and lock yourself in the room. At the very least you would pack up a bag or if you were a living cartoon get a stick with a sack at the end (which I discovered is called a bindle).

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Don’t you hate when you pay for a service and somehow do not receive it? You ever been mad enough to shoot someone because of it? Well, Texas resident Ezekiel Gilbert was and he did. Most times when you shoot and kill someone you get put in prison for years or life. Not in Texas which is mad at Florida for stealing all its crazy thunder! Gilbert shot and killed an escort on Christmas Eve in 2009 and seven months later she died from her injuries.

Feeling lonely and in the mood for love that Christmas Eve years ago Gilbert went to Craigslist and hired an escort for services. Yeah. You know what I’m talking about. Lenora Ivie Frago showed up and after about twenty minutes of not sex she allegedly took the $150 that she was to be paid and tried to leave to give the money to her driver aka her pimp and partner and Gilbert was having none of that. So instead of maybe calling the police or putting the money away or somewhere she couldn’t just take it and walk out of his house he decided to shoot her in the neck.

Rosscast Episode 284: Viva Las Vegas

In this episode (with funky audio at the start) I talk about my trip to Vegas, hot ass weather, my Greyhound experience, We Going To Hell featuring bikes and batin’, Shit Just Got Real with a burglar getting more than he planned for, Dude What The Fuck? with a peeping tom in poop, and Only In Florida with a hidden camera and a stepdaughter. Click here to download this and previous Rosscast Shows. Enjoy!

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There are a few things that I don't fuck around with. Sexy thighs, dirt people, food, comedy, and of course...zombies. Now, I'm not gonna hurt anyone over these things. I'll strongly disagree at the most. But this dude named Jared Gurman is on some whole 'nother level shit that makes me question the strength of my convictions. This is because this Williston Park (New York) mofo shot his girlfriend, Jessica Gelderman, in the back with a shotgun over a disagreement about the series The Walking Dead. 

“Jess walked into the room and I fired the gun once and hit her. She said, 'Oh my God. What did you do?'” Gurman told police. Using a .22 semiautomatic rifle he jacked up a lung, her diaphragm, and shattered her ribs because this is America and that is a logical response to a disagreement over a TV show. He drove her to a hospital and was arrested. She's still in there with a bullet in her body.

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Let me preface this by saying that I am a dick but I don’t consider myself a hypocrite. When I first saw this story I couldn’t climb as high on my horse as I usually would because I used to do, though not to this extent, what the kid in this story did. I used to wrestle my sister and my older brother wrestled with me when I was little. My sister didn’t get the high impact moves like I did (Spinebuster, DDT). She got mainly submission moves from me (Texas Cloverleaf, Sharpshooter, Rings Of Saturn). In my defense a lot of it happened in front of my parents. Either way it was stupid. Now to get started with this post.

A 13 year old boy named Devalon Armstrong is accused of killing his half sister named Viloude Louis using what he described as and what the media is describing as “WWE style wrestling moves.” Apparently he jumped on her back using elbow drops onto her kidneys. She complained about stomach pains, for god knows how long, and half an hour later her found her on the floor in pain. By the time paramedics arrived she was already dead.

According to coroner reports she died from broken ribs, internal bleeding, and liver lacerations. Devalon told the police that he knew that he was hurting his sister because she told him so but continued for a few more minutes before stopping just because his mother called to check on them. He has been charged with 2nd degree murder.

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About a month ago the people at the BART 16th Street Mission Station in San Francisco experienced my worst nightmare come to life when a man who has now been identified as 24 year old  Yeiner Garizabalo aka Yeiner Perez decided that clothing and social standards were for squares and decided to chase folks around while being butt booty ass naked. For any sensitive people out there that want to read up on all the facts and possibly hear about any mental conditions he may be suffering from you should probably stop reading right now. You are obviously new to this blog and think that I do things like sitting around gathering facts and statistics to back up my statements. Ha! Facts are for losers. I prefer snap judgment and mine says fuck this.

There are times in your life when shit gets real. Usually there is a buildup. Someone is arguing and it escalates to the point a knife was pulled. Two people get into a car accident and the next thing you know fists are being thrown. With a dude just showing up unannounced and naked there's no prep for that. Hell, most self defense classes teach you to grab clothing to flip and/or subdue someone. How about a naked guy? You gonna flip him by his dick? Maybe. You want to? No.

Rosscast Episode 282: Sit Yo Pregnant Ass Down

In this episode I do an Only In Florida with a fight between an old lady and a pregnant woman, Kids These Days featuring spoiled ass kids on a plane, Shit Just Got Real with a kid stopping an intruder with a gun, and Listener Questions about my fridge and whether I would have sex with a woman having her breasts removed. Click here to download this and previous Rosscast Shows. Enjoy!

Rosscast Episode 282: Damn Pop Tarts

In this episode I talk about my weekend, pork chops, Only In Florida involving, surprise!, a woman attacking her man, Bad Parent Of The Week with cops and Pop Tarts, and Shit Just Got Real with a naked girl, nature, and hiking. Audio issues at the end makes it sound kinda crumbly so sorry for that. Click here for this and previous Rosscast Shows. Enjoy!

Rosscast Episode 280: Man Bites Dog

In this episode I talk about the rainy weather, my weekend, a Shit Just Got Real featuring a dog biting a woman’s nose off, a Dude What The Fuck? with a woman tearing her man’s nuts, and Tha O Show featuring special guest Pretty Ricky of Doom Mates fame…meaning my fame on my site. Click here to download this and previous Rosscast Shows. Enjoy!

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Rosscast Episode 274: Don't Taser Mama!

In this episode I bitch about AT&T and their horrible service, We Going To Hell featuring an old man doing something with something in public he shouldn’t have been, Bitches Be Crazy featuring a mother deservedly getting tased, and Shit Just Got Real featuring a three-way gone horribly wrong! Click here to download this and previous Rosscast.

Rosscast Episode 272: So Many Questions!

In this fun ass episode I debut a new segment titled Shit Just Got Real and follow it up with a shit ton of Listener Questions including two related to Chris Brown and Rihanna, what I would do if I farted in front of a girl I liked, the sexiest thing a woman can wear, and any interesting scars I have. Thanks to everyone that asked questions! Click here to download this and previous Rosscast Shows.