Thursday, October 3, 2013

Shit Just Got Real 7


People get pissed off when Jehovah's Witnesses come knocking on their doors. But some people get pissed on a whole 'nother level. John Baldwin, 35, of Arkansas got so mad that a gun got involved. Wait. He's only 35? Shit. That's just one year older than I am. He looks terrible. Anyhoot, while on his front lawn he was approached by 55 and 47 year old Laura Goforth and Rachel Boshears. Now instead of just saying something like “Leave me alone” or “I'm not interested” he decided that “Get your fucking ass off my property. I moved out here to get away from people like you!” was a far more appropriate response.

The two ladies decide that this guy took things that were at best a 3 to an 11 and decided to head back to their cars. Baldwin wasn't done though. Oh, not by a long shot. He told his wife “Get my 9” meaning his 9mm handgun. And she did! I cant believe that she actually went and got him his fucking gun! So they get in the car driven by Boshears' husband and they see this crazy bastard firing shots at the car. How many?

19.


When being interviewed by cops Baldwin said that the two women were “lolly gaggin'” and that's when he decided to give them some firearm inspiration. He also said that he was “just letting them know he had a gun and was trying to get them off his property.” I mean, with an air tight explanation like that he's obviously innocent, right?

Nope. He was arrested for felony aggravated assault and arrested. He posted $50,000 bond and the cops took away his gun. They need to take his gun away from him and his license to carry a weapon. He shouldn't even be able to throw rocks at anyone. His wife is a fool, too. Grabbing your husbands gun so he can shoot at two women trying to improve his life. I'm not a fan of JW's but this guy just might need a little more church in his life.


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