Thursday, February 13, 2014

Shit Just Got Real 16


Guys are seen as these beasts that think about sex all the time and will never turn it down. Let me break this to you ladies: this is only 97% true. If you are trying to fuck a guy and he doesn't want to there's a very good reason why and you should step back a moment and say to yourself “Perhaps now is not the right time for the sexy time...” Or lose your shit and trash the place and get arrested naked like Arizona chick Ashley Marie Prenovost.


Ashley who lives with the father of her four month old daughter because it wouldn't be a ridiculous ass situation unless a child was involved was already hammered when she came home and tried making the moves on her man. He declined and she wasn't having that shit. She punched two holes in the wall before punching a framed picture getting blood all over the house.

Then shit got real...er.

When police showed up she tried to get away through the garage. She was caught of course because a naked cute chick isn't getting far from any pursuit and has been charged with disorderly conduct, assault,multiple child abuse counts since she raced around the house acting crazy and the baby hit her head a few times, and criminal damage. You know what really stinks? Its that she is cute. She's not a bombshell or anything but she's cute. I can see why she's pregnant. Seriously, with a level of class like this how is it possible I'm single?!


Almost everyone has been in a relationship where someone does some shit that is so crazy that you later go “Wow, I can't believe I dated him/her...” If you're lucky there isn't a kid involved let alone a newborn like this situation. The daughter is only 4 fucking months old and even though the mom was the one that went bonkers if they do split up chances are that she'll get custody of the child.

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