Tuesday, February 19, 2013

Parents Failing Hard


I know that I rag a lot on the young ones in my Kids These Days blogs. But its about time for the parents to take some responsibility for these crazy ass youths. Most times the reasons these children are about as useful as a cockring in a female prison is because some adult decided to give birth to something that will grow up doing nothing but steal my oxygen. This is the first that will likely be many of bad parenting posts called Parents Failing Hard.

In Florida of course a mother named Nedra Byrd, 31, decided to let her 10 year old son get shitfaced drunk on brandy. He was found walking around butt ass naked in the streets when a neighbor spotted him and called the cops. They say the boy was so heffed up on the hooch that he didn’t know he was naked. That’s an experience he shouldn’t have for at least eight more years.


Cops found his terrible ass mother knocked out at home with a half empty bottle of brandy. I don’t know if you’ve ever had brandy it’s a strong ass drink and a terrible singer. When the police asked her where her son was she said that he was in his room and she was “drunk as hell.”  What a classy dame, huh?

Detectives did blood work on the boy and his blood alcohol level was .108. Now, to put that into perspective if you are caught driving with a .08 you will be arrested for drunk driving. That means that, let me do the math…he was six hundred and twelve times the legal limit. The boy was quoted as saying “…all I want for my mommy is to go to rehab and to get anger management because mommy drinks to feel better ‘cause she's mad.” Byrd is already out of jail on only $1,000 bond.


Fuck this woman. Seriously. If she wants to drink herself into a stupor, while not fine, its better than getting her kid hammered to the point where he wanders around naked. This was in Florida. A child alone in the streets is like a man in prison with no teeth, no gag reflex, and a weak punch. This kid is better off alone than with this beast. How about those people that say that women are better nurturers? Yeah. How about this one?

2 comments:

Hoozle said...

Horrific story. I saw some similar incidents in my old neighbourhood growing up and by the age of 12 had decided that we'd be better off as a race if contraceptives were put in the tap water. Having children is just too easy.

Dante said...

Wouldn't you think that to make another human being would be this long, hard (ha!) process? You can star the process in seconds and don't need any type of skill or anything. Just put it in and nine months later a human is created.