What do you consider the most important event of your life so far?
Getting hit by a car when I was 7. That event led to a whole series of events that ended up defining a lot of aspects of my life from that day forward.
Who has had the most influence on you?
Still going to have to be my brother Kevin and not just because he is dead and his legend has grown over time. He was actually one of my favorite people to ever exist.
What do you consider your greatest achievement?
Not having kids by multiple women. There are more but that shit is super important to me and my life would be super different if I was running around busting mad loads in chicks.
What is your greatest regret?
Not getting a job when I was in school. That would have helped me out greatly as a kid.
What is the most evil thing you have ever done?
Probably having sex with a lesbian coworkers girlfriend. I sat here seriously thinking of evil things I could've done in my life and that is the only one that sticks out. My moral barometer is all over the place. I've probably done worse. But still. It was fun. 10/10. I'd do it again.
Do you have a criminal record of any kind?
Shockingly no. I say that because I am Black. The only time I have ever been handcuffed was in high school and they thought I was a bank robber. Nothing like having three police aiming guns at you to make you forget how warm it is.
When was the time you were the most frightened?
The last time my parents hit me when I was 9. Then I snapped and since then nothing really frightens me. I'm not saying that to sound like a cool guy. I think something broke in my spirit that day.
What is the most embarrassing thing ever to happen to you?
When I slid off of a doghouse and ripped the back of my pants in front of this girl I had a huge crush on when I was little. That still fucks with me even though that girl had no interest in me.
If you could change one thing from your past, what would it be, and why?
I would change the way I lost my virginity. Not with who exactly, but the circumstances surrounding it. I hate that that is the version of having sex for the first time is the way it is.
What is your best memory?
There is a 4th of July when I was about 6 years old where the entire neighborhood was outside blowing shit up, laughing, and dancing in front of fireworks. That was a perfect night for me and something I think about a few times a year.
What is your worst memory?
Finding out that my aunt wasn't laughing when she arrived to my Grandmama's but crying because she just found out that her son, my cousin, was killed in a car accident. He was maybe 15 or 16 when it happened.
Beliefs And Opinions
Are you basically optimistic or pessimistic?
I would say optimistic but its mostly because I don't care about all that much anymore. Nothing important to most folks. Nothing is as bad as many people seem to think it is once you stop watching the news. After that life is just something done one day at a time.
What is your greatest fear?
I used to think disappointing my friends and family but since most of them don't keep track of what I write or create I am sure they think I am doing much better than I actually am. My biggest fear would then be leaving a mess when I die. Its why I have nothing hidden and try to keep my place tidy.
What are your religious views?
I don't have any. Worship whatever the fuck you want, just don't get mad when people don't think the same way you do.
What are your political views?
On paper its a little bit from most major parties. I tend to agree with Green Party views the most though.
What are your views on sex?
Get it in while you can. Sex is fun with the right person and should be done as often as possible without creating more humans.
Are you able to kill? Under what circumstances do you find killing to be acceptable or unacceptable?
If you are trying to kill me and I have the chance to kill you I need to because they aren't done making Marvel movies. I think there are very few instances where killing should be allowed. The few I believe are worth killing are child molesters, repeat drunk drivers, and people that think killing for religious reasons is fine.
In your opinion, what is the most evil thing any human being could do?
Molest children. That is the most evil thing you can do because it has effects for the rest of their lives as well as the people they interact with.
Do you believe in the existence of soul mates and/or true love?
No, but its nice if it keeps people going. But its bad if people don't take a chance on someone that doesn't fit what their idea of a true love or soulmate is. Then they're just being a silly person.
What do you believe makes a successful life?
Hurting as few people as possible.
How honest are you about your thoughts and feelings (i.e. do you hide your true self from others, and in what way)?
I keep most of my thoughts to myself because most of my thoughts would be considered mean to people. Or not interesting. I get them out in terrible rap songs or stories. And most people don't even ask me how I feel so I don't have to figure out how to dodge that.
Do you have any biases or prejudices?
I can't watch Asian porn guys. Does that count?
Is there anything you absolutely refuse to do under any circumstances? Why do you refuse to do it?
I refuses to date anyone in their 20's. I refuse because that shit ain't cute for someone my age.
Who or what, if anything, would you die for (or otherwise go to extremes for)?
There are two people on this planet that I would willingly die for or do something extreme. Nothing crazy like hop on a plane though.