We Going To Hell 7

Sometimes Texas reminds me of that guy who used to be known as the life of the party. People will reminisce about all the crazy shit it used to do so it decides to relive its glory days so it does something insane but goes too far. Over the years Florida became the champion of crazy in the U.S. and Texas refuses to relinquish the crown. This story begins with a woman that was arrested on meth charges after being arrested at Walmart for shoplifting.

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Charlene Marie Ellet was arrested after employees reported seeing her stealing shit. It was less than $50 worth of stuff which doesn't seem like something worth risking your freedom over. Her brother, Cameron Beck, showed up at the store and police looked on his vehicle and found a powder that tested positive for meth. Not sure why he let them search his car or why he is so messy with his drug use. Why would there be meth dust just laying all over the damned place? Anyhoot, his dumb ass was arrested too. Charlene told police that she and her brother both used it a few weeks ago which in drug time means hours ago.

Kids These Days 33

I have a feeling that in a few years kids are gonna be getting high off of microchips. No matter what you do as a parent or government kids are gonna find a way to get high. If the world came close to ending and society tried to rebuild itself, in the first week people will invent a new way to get drunk and/or high. The new thing down in Memphis is being called “glass cleaner.”

They have names like bullet premium glass cleaner and eight ballz glass cleaner. They say it is like the bath salt craze and has the effects of using meth and cocaine. Great.

The thing about this drug is that it isn't smoked. You'd probably blow your damned face off if you tried. Please try. The Erf doesn't need you. Anyhoot, it can be snorted or injected because fuck a future, right? An emergency director Stanley Thompson says “They can be highly psychotic, agitated, and combative. It can make you feel invincible. You think you can fly and the next thing you know you're jumping off on top of a building.” Damn. I think I may have used this stuff as a teen.

Shit Just Got Real 12

Quinno's crazy ass sent me this story about a week ago. It is an uplifting story of one man's battle against the system and trying to retain not only his freedom, but his humanity. Or its about some dude that was beating off and fighting cops. You decide after reading.

Meet Andrew Frey, 37. A few days before Christmas in Oregon he went to Iggy's Bar & Grill and for whatever reason, call it a whim, call it a strong desire to show his body that he appreciated it, he started jerking off in front of everyone. Since they were all squares he decided to keep on bleeding the weasel. People had an issue with this so the police were called. Andrew had no more shits to give so he kept on burping the worm.

Now shit gets real.

Rosscast Episode 188: Prison Sounds Bad

In this episode I talk about bitter CVS employees, five things chicks dude to ruin dates, that crazy preacher burning shit (maybe…), a guy showing up for his drug hearing with meth in his pocket, condoms in jail, how hard it would be to rape me, whether or not hot chicks have to be good in bed, Britney Spears being sued for sexual harassment, Jerry Lewis smacking bitches, and listener questions. Click here to download this and older shows. Enjoy!