Quinno's crazy ass sent me this story
about a week ago. It is an uplifting story of one man's battle
against the system and trying to retain not only his freedom, but his
humanity. Or its about some dude that was beating off and fighting
cops. You decide after reading.
Meet Andrew Frey, 37. A few days before
Christmas in Oregon he went to Iggy's Bar & Grill and for
whatever reason, call it a whim, call it a strong desire to show his
body that he appreciated it, he started jerking off in front of
everyone. Since they were all squares he decided to keep on bleeding
the weasel. People had an issue with this so the police were called.
Andrew had no more shits to give so he kept on burping the worm.
Now shit gets real.
A deputy zapped him with a taser
repeatedly but that didn't stop him from peeling his banana. Since he
wasn't going down he and the cop got into a fight which sounds like
my worst nightmare. I don't ever want to brawl with anyone who has
their dick in their hand. That is just no bueno for me. Since he
couldn't stop Andrew he called for backup in the form of 14 more
cops.
It took a total of 15 of them to
finally subdue this nasty ass mofo. He was arrested and held on
charges of resisting arrest (derp!), public indecency, and theft of
services. Not sure where that charge came from unless someone was
trying to serve his wang and he took that opportunity from them.
Andrew could not remember fighting all them cops which would piss me
off personally because I would love to have that story to tell but
did recall taking meth because it was probably the best part of his
week.
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