We Going To Hell 7

Sometimes Texas reminds me of that guy who used to be known as the life of the party. People will reminisce about all the crazy shit it used to do so it decides to relive its glory days so it does something insane but goes too far. Over the years Florida became the champion of crazy in the U.S. and Texas refuses to relinquish the crown. This story begins with a woman that was arrested on meth charges after being arrested at Walmart for shoplifting.

Hi.

Charlene Marie Ellet was arrested after employees reported seeing her stealing shit. It was less than $50 worth of stuff which doesn't seem like something worth risking your freedom over. Her brother, Cameron Beck, showed up at the store and police looked on his vehicle and found a powder that tested positive for meth. Not sure why he let them search his car or why he is so messy with his drug use. Why would there be meth dust just laying all over the damned place? Anyhoot, his dumb ass was arrested too. Charlene told police that she and her brother both used it a few weeks ago which in drug time means hours ago.

Derp?

While locked up in jail police noticed these two locking lips. Apparently the cells were set up so that this was possible which is one of the worst ideas I can imagine. Well, that and kissing a sibling. Charlene used Texas logic and said that they were only half siblings because they had different dads. Uh, no. I'm not sure it works that way. She also decided to over share and admit that they have been boning since November which means they were probably fucking way longer than that. So police tacked on prohibited sexual conduct along with shoplifting and possession of a controlled substance.

Fast forward a few days...

Don't call it a comeback!

Charlene is back in trouble! This time it isn't for fucking her brother, drugs, or stealing shit. It was for fighting her husband. W-w-w-what?! They got into a fight over a cell phone for whatever reason. She was probably sending sexy pictures to her brother.

Nope!

Police showed up and her husband said that she attacked him. She put him in a choke hold of some sort and she was arrested. I wish I knew what they were really fighting about. It could have been her being high, having cheated on him with her brother, or perhaps shoplifting without him. Who knows? Its just too much to take in. I bet she ends up in the news in a week or so. I'll keep you all posted.

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