In this episode I talk about Booty Pop draws and the lies they promise, that Prius driving guy that may be a lying ass, a woman crashing her car while shaving her lady parts, I read strange stories from around the world like the world’s smallest dude dying, and men taking pictures of boy dick to prove a point, I answer listener questions, and rave about my heterosexual life mate Alex Hluch. Click here to download the show or click here to download and subscribe through iTunes. Enjoy!
In this episode I talk about Chris Brown not getting radio play and crying about it, R&B singer D’Angelo getting arrested for picking up hookers, No Cursing Week, sushi spot that served whale, my pet peeves, chicks fighting over bridal gowns and prom dresses, candy, ordering food in groups, Just For Men commercials, and an old broad thinking I am my best friends father. Click here to download the show or click here to download and subscribe through iTunes. Enjoy!
In this episode I talk about The Hurt Locker still sucking, Dr. Drew being stalked, eating healthy, teachers boning students, David Letterman’s blackmailer getting sent to jail, hygiene, schools closing, being home schooled, lesbians shutting down proms, 911 calls, and Prius’ driving themselves. Click here to download the show or click here to subscribe through iTunes. Enjoy!
In this episode I talk about Yahoo stuff about getting inside a guys head, bullshit body language, body scanners, The Bone Collector, Japanese food, 80’s cartoons being good for little girls self esteem, dudes getting tasered on COPS, and people pretending they are way more complex than they really are. Click here to download the show and click here to subscribe through iTunes. Enjoy!
In this birthday episode I talk about past birthday celebrations good and bad, answer some listener questions, discuss bad teachers during Black History Month, kids doing air traffic control, chicks throwing babies in the trash, a Gilligan’s Island movie, and kids bringing grenades to school. Click here to download the Rosscast or click here to download and subscribe through iTunes. Enjoy!
Been waiting a minute for this one, pardon the pun. Dan-e-o and Conwell rock shit in ths video off Dan-e-o's "Dilla Pickles" album and mixtape. Check this out and enjoy.
In this episode I talk about the fucked LAUSD, I help raise your children, my views on love and relationships, what they plan to do with that killer whale, fat Black and Latino children, terrible movies (Legion), and my friends birthday this past weekend. Click here to download the Rosscast or click here to listen and subscribe through iTunes. Enjoy!
I laugh at a lot of inappropriate stuff. Sometimes its fart humor, lots of times it is people falling and getting hurt. This is what I use the internet for most times. But recently I have been watching this damned video made by the guys at My Way Entertainment called “Juggernaut Bitch!”
“Juggernaut Bitch!” uses clips from the animated X-Men cartoon featuring clips featuring, uh, Juggernaut. This is a Juggernaut like you’ve never seen before though. He curses. A lot. He threatens to rape people, cars, and even buildings. When I first saw these I laughed so hard I got sick. The guy that does the voice makes Marko Cain (Juggernaut’s real name) sound like an angry ex convict. Here are some of my favorite quotes.
“Oh, motherfuckin' yeah, I'm back, bitch, it's the Juggernaut, yeah, somebody gonna' get fucked in they ass, I'm gonna' fuck a car! Yeah, I love fucking Volkswagen. I gotta find one, V-Dub, baby.”
“Shut up Bitch, you know who it is, it's the Juggernaut, bitch, oh yeah, I am back! Let the rape party begin! The Juggernaut just got off house arrest and I just fucked She-Hulk and fucked around and caught athletes foot, but it's cool cause I fucked her in the ear and gave her hearing AIDS cause I'm the Juggernaut bitch!”
“Charles, you know damn well the last time I went to Juggrassic Park to get that haircut by a velociraptor I left with a tattoo on my nuts, a prince albert, and I had some graphic on my asshairs and I got new tattoo on my chest that say ‘Long Dick Willie’.”
“I’m the Juggernaut. I’m ready to fuck, I been ready to fuck...my suits so tight."
“Comb yo beard, I don’t wanna hear that shit.”
“You cannot harm me. Are you a fucking ass?”
"Pimp smack your ass bitch...you're my hooker now! Now it's time for me to take my prize. I'm fittin’ to rape you bitch! You ready...You ready bitch."
“I’ma kill him I’ma rape him I’ma eat his fucking costume!”
This got so popular that in “X-Men: the Last Stand” Vinnie Jones who played Juggernaut in the film uses the line “Don’t know you who I am? I’m the Juggernaut, bitch!” These guys also have more videos that make fun of old cartoons and even The Power Rangers. I watch this video when I wanna laugh because its pretty much guaranteed that I will crack up laughing.
“I’m about to fuck her in the ear and blow her brains out!”
In this episode I talk about African chicks having babies when they have no vagina, crazy ass people on the bus, PETA using Tiger Woods in their ads, strange plays at UCLA with my best friend, The Hurt Locker being needy, being anti-love, and funny ass Old Spice commercials. Click here to download the show or click here to download the show and subscribe through iTunes. Enjoy!
In this episode I talk about how shitty AT&T is with their customer service, space junk, killer whales attacking trainers at Sea World and why it isn't shocking at all, when not to apologize, Dr. Oz being a fear monger, why plaid skirts are hot, offensive skaters, and the dangers of Chat Roulette. Click here to download the show and click here to subscribe through iTunes. Enjoy!
