Dante's Fuckit List Entry 4

This is entry number four in my Fuckit Lists. If you want to see the previous three just click here. This one is about something that many men and women have dreamed of. Not me for multiple reasons. There are websites dedicated to it and some people go out just to hopefully get a chance to experience it. Not me though.

Have A Ménage à Trois.

So many people think that it would be cool to be in bed with more than one person at a time. I cant…I cant even begin to imagine me in that situation. Pleasing one woman is enough for me to handle. I have to focus all my energy on not sucking and pleasing one person. Two people? Get out of here!

There are guys out there that can and will handle two women at a time. Sometimes more! I’ve seen it on film. But its not something I aspire to do. If that’s your thing, then rock and roll. But my Black ass is not being a part of it. Know why? Because its not always one guy and two girls.

Sometimes its two guys on one woman. I can barely take a piss in a bathroom when someone else is in there. I doubt I could stand at attention with another guy right there. Actually, I know I couldn’t. The idea of my balls slapping against another dude while I’m with a chick gives me two belly buttons. There’s been pornos that I’ve skipped past because of seeing this.

I can go the rest of my life without ever being a part of a threeway. Call me boring, bland, or whatever. I like sex like I like my closet: clean usually but dirty most of the time.