Dante's Fuckit List Entry 13

The world is a wondrous place. Or so I've heard. The furthest I've ever been was San Francisco and Las Vegas. Yes, that's it. I don't have a strong desire to go any further than that. There have been times when I was close to heading very far from home but things happened and so I am still here and loving it. Some people have seen things around the world that they believe made them a new person. I've listened to podcasts that have done the same thing. I think I win. Despite the world being this vast thing full of so many strange cultures and places I just can't bring myself to care.

Dante's Fuckit List Entry 12

A few years back there was something I started doing most Sundays for the better part of two years. I did it once in a while as a child and didn't miss it when I stopped. When I started again it was fine except for some occurrences that would make me mad or annoy the hell out of me. This is something that many of you still do but if I never did it again I'd be perfectly fine with it.

Dante's Fuckit List Entry 11

There’s this thing that many young adults and even some grown ass folks do. This thing is something that I’ve fought against even when doing it would have been the most logical thing in the world for me to do. I don’t care. Things like logic don’t live in my reality because fuck the real world.

Dante's Fuckit List Entry 9

There’s something I’ve wanted to do ever since I was knee high. Seriously. I was a very tiny child. This is something I assume that most men dreamed of doing when they were growing up. Damn it, if you didn’t then something is wrong with you, not me!

Dante's Fuckit List Entry 8

When I was growing up my parents thought that I was gonna be someone that did all kinds of things to myself that would be deemed socially unacceptable by society. I didn’t much to their surprise and/or dismay. Most of the people that know me know that I’m not extreme nor do I search for attention but looking the way I do manages to draw it anyway. I appear so anonymous that its unsettling so why help stand out more?

Dante's Fuckit List Entry 7

Till this day whenever I am a part of a gathering I see these things everywhere. People cant function without them and when they don’t work damn near lose their minds. For 33 years I have managed to not own one nor do I ever plan on getting one. It seems that it will be forced into my hands some day but I will go down fighting to keep it away!

Dante's Fuckit List Entry 6

I don’t consider myself a quitter. I like to believe that I tend to slowly give up. Which is different than quitting. Quitting, like, if I were playing a sport would be “Fuck you guys! I’m not playing anymore!” Slowly giving up is “I’m gonna start playing shittier and shittier until I’m kicked out…”

When it comes to women I am notorious for my laziness, lack of game, and slowly giving up. If you cant read my mind and know I’m into you you’ll never find out until I blurt it a few years later. When it comes to specific types of women I am even worse. Allow me to explain.

Dante's Fuckit List Entry 5

There are things that people want to do when they go on vacations. They want to jump off cliffs, get their hair braided in ways that make islanders laugh at them, and shit they would never consider when they are at home. Not me though. I never take vacations unless I am forced to and this is something that I wouldn’t do no matter what.

Dante's Fuckit List Entry 4

This is entry number four in my Fuckit Lists. If you want to see the previous three just click here. This one is about something that many men and women have dreamed of. Not me for multiple reasons. There are websites dedicated to it and some people go out just to hopefully get a chance to experience it. Not me though.

Dante's Fuckit List Entry 3

Welcome to the third of my Fuckit List blogs. There’s something that I used to dream of having when I was growing up. No, not pubes, a hot girlfriend, and rocking facial hair. But as the years continue to tick on by I have started to realize that I don’t need it as much as I believed that I did. If you want to check out my first couple Fuckit List entries click here and here.

Dante's Fuckit List Entry 2

This is the second entry in my Fuckit List. If you want to see the first one just click here and learn to dislike me for a whole new set of reasons. The next entry is something that everyone promises to do around the start of the year or after a doctor tells them that though they are 25 they have the body of a 60 year old.

Dante's Fuckit List Entry 1

"List all the things you do not need to do before you die."

And this is how it all begin. Comedian Michal Ian Black a few years ago started on Twitter what is called a Fuckit List. Its pretty much the opposite of a Bucket List which is a list of all the things you want to do before you die. The Fuckit List consists of the things that you don’t want to or have no desire to do before you die.

When a friend told me about this earlier this week I couldn’t stop laughing. Most of my life is a Fuckit List of explanations of why I don’t want to do the things that people keep telling me that I have to do no matter how many times I tell them I don’t want to. So here’s the first of what will likely be over a dozen entries since I tend to bitch a lot about the thing I don’t want to do.