There are some things that I had to do
as a kid in school that I'm not sure is allowed or legal anymore. Not
just because kids are more likely to talk about their feelings and
have their parents actually give a damn. But mostly because I'm
pretty sure some of this stuff was mentally and physically bad for
you. Here are a few that I thought of.
Clapping Erasers. This was a total
bullshit punishment that I had to do quite a few times in the 2nd
grade. My teacher Miss Webb (the one with the melted fingertips that
I've mentioned in the past) hated me and made it no secret. She would
make me go to this small balcony area outside of the classroom and
clap together two erasers from the chalkboard. It would create this
terrible cloud of chalk and you'd look like you were in an orgy with
three Pillsbury Doughboys.
When other kids would pass by they knew
that I'd done something to piss a teacher off if I was clapping
erasers together. I'm not even sure if schools still use these and
not dry erase boards. Do they? If they do I doubt any teacher is
getting away with making kids these this anymore. This is so rare now that I couldn't even find a decent picture of it happening!
Standing In The Corner. This was one of
the worst things to have to do in class if you were a kid that cared
about things like public shaming. I had to stand in the corner, with
this same teacher, but my friend didn't care. He would somehow know
when the teacher wasn't looking and start dancing. I would stand
there and just stare at the corner thinking of what cartoons I'd
watch later while kids would laugh at me.
I know this was supposed to
shame me but all it did was make me want to stop coming to school.
All a teacher had to do was say “Go to the corner!” and for the
rest of the day every kid would do nothing but talk about the fact
that you just stood in the corner. There was no internet. Its what we
did for fun. You know what? I think this would be abetter punishment for lazy ass adults at work than for children in school.
Standards. These were the devil! For a
kid like me writing the same thing like “I Will Not Talk In Class”
over and over a few hundred times would drive me nuts. And was a
waste of paper. If you were smart you would take the “I” and the
two L's in “Will” and just drag the pencil down in a straight
line. You kids still use pencils these days?
By the way, whatever I
had to write standards for didn't stop because I had to do standards.
It just made me hate the teacher that much more. There was a few
times where I'd have to stay after school to finish these and I'd
wonder if the teacher wanted to leave school or if they stayed there
and had no home. Yes. I thought that happened when I was little. I was stupid and smart at the same time.
Dodge Ball. This wasn't punishment so
much as entertainment for adults. Just get a bunch of kids lined up
against the wall and have other kids throw balls at them. I know that
some kids played it where there were teams. Not at 49th St.
Elementary! We would be up against the wall and other kids would just
chuck the ball at us until there were no more kids left.
Those that
still wanted to play or were in good enough shape to continue would
then be the ball throwers. And guess what? We sucked. We sucked hard.
We would waste time trying to get the one kid that was nailing all of
us not realizing that not only was he good at throwing balls, he was
good at dodging them and likely grew up to be a criminal. If your kid is good at dodge ball they are future felons.
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