Sunday, April 10, 2016

Bernie Sanders...Wizard?

There is magic in the world. “The test of a great and powerful nation is not how many wars it can engage in, but how it can resolve international conflicts in a peaceful manner. I will move away from a policy of unilateral military action and regime change, and toward a policy of emphasizing diplomacy, and ensuring the decision to go to war is a last I did on 1897.” 

Did Bernie Sanders just confirm what many have already believed? That he is indeed a wizard and/or immortal? Or is he beginning to lose his mind in his old age? A photo surfaced recently that may prove that Sanders has been around for hundreds if not thousands of years working behind the scenes. Though he claims to be 74 years old this newly revealed evidence proves that he may in fact be older than the nation itself. Some speculate that Sanders my indeed be a time traveler which is far more dangerous than a wizard according to most sources. 

With the recent information that his opponent Hillary Clinton may have a gang related past voters on the Democratic side are going to be forced with a hard decision come election time: Do you want a wizard to run your country or a known gang member? 

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