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Tuesday, April 20, 2010
Playboy For Nerds
For those who are unaware I am a nerd. If you don’t believe me check me on episode 163 of Tha O Show and listen to me fail epically at picking up a girl. Now, as a nerd it is my responsibility to have a thing for fictional characters. Now, I know some of you may disagree with some on my choices. And that’s fine. Start you own blog and make your own damn list. I present to you all the hottest fake women!
Cheetarah

Any self respecting (or non self respecting) nerd grew up thinking Cheetarah from the Thundercats was hot. Did ya’ll know that when she first showed up she was butt booty ass naked? Seriously. She didn’t wear clothes until the got to 3rd Earth. Stupid prudish planet! See? This is why I never went through an “Ew, girls!” phase. I was a horndog from birth.
Jessica Rabbit

If you didn’t want Jessica Rabbit when you first saw her then something was wrong with you. Yes, I know she isn’t real. I’m retarded, not dumb. Jessica Rabbit gave every nerd out there hope that if you were nice, funny, and got along with folks you could bag a hot chick like her. Now as adults we all know that’s utter bullshit but it was nice to have a dream.
Betty Boop

Not really my cup of tea. Her head is terrifying and if she were real I’d probably shart myself and cry from fear. But I respect her contributions to the delinquency of males for the past 80 years or so. I remember seeing some special where they had her running around with no draws on. Betty was a freak and any girl that really loves her takes it in the back door. Hey. I didn’t make the rules.
The Baroness

Evil as hell and had a thing for some dude with a damn metal face. I knew she was evil when I was a kid but I couldn’t help liking her. Maybe it was the glasses. It sure as hell wasn’t her strange ass accent. Plus she almost always had a gun on her. That ruled.
Chun Li

Maybe this is where my damn thigh fetish started. Chun Li from Street Fighter 2 had almost nothing but kicks and they did everything possible in that damn video game to make sure she showed her draws at every point. If you google Chun Li tons of other nerds have drawn her nude. I’m not beating off to a character. Not that I’m knocking anyone that does. Just use caution. Its hard to play a game with one hand.
Ginormica

Just watched that Mosters vs. Alien movie and while it stunk I was like “That Ginormica is kinda cute…” which is funny because I find the actress Reese Witherspoon who voiced her to be rather pointy. Its like they took her actual face and made her cute.
Power Girl

This is a strong ass superhero that is almost as strong as Superman. Plus she wears a damned outfit where her boobs are totally exposed. Lots of Cos-play people dress as her with very…very bad results. Like, really bad. Lots of fat chicks dress as Power Girl and that ain’t cool.
Harley Quinn

Created for the Batman cartoon, Quinn took off and got ridiculously popular. She’s, insane, cute, and has a corked gun that shoots real bullets which is confusing. I mean, if you think about it for a second. Which I did. Harley will whip your ass and laugh the entire time.
Fox

Look at her. Like a cartoon Halle Barry. So why in the blue fuck did Angelina Jolie play her in the Wanted movie?! Explain this to me! Anyway, Fox is violent as hell, loves to fuck, and curses like a sailor. Sex is actually part of her training regimen. Isn’t that cool?
Wonder Woman

Do I really have to explain this one?
Cheetarah

Any self respecting (or non self respecting) nerd grew up thinking Cheetarah from the Thundercats was hot. Did ya’ll know that when she first showed up she was butt booty ass naked? Seriously. She didn’t wear clothes until the got to 3rd Earth. Stupid prudish planet! See? This is why I never went through an “Ew, girls!” phase. I was a horndog from birth.
Jessica Rabbit

If you didn’t want Jessica Rabbit when you first saw her then something was wrong with you. Yes, I know she isn’t real. I’m retarded, not dumb. Jessica Rabbit gave every nerd out there hope that if you were nice, funny, and got along with folks you could bag a hot chick like her. Now as adults we all know that’s utter bullshit but it was nice to have a dream.
Betty Boop

Not really my cup of tea. Her head is terrifying and if she were real I’d probably shart myself and cry from fear. But I respect her contributions to the delinquency of males for the past 80 years or so. I remember seeing some special where they had her running around with no draws on. Betty was a freak and any girl that really loves her takes it in the back door. Hey. I didn’t make the rules.
The Baroness

Evil as hell and had a thing for some dude with a damn metal face. I knew she was evil when I was a kid but I couldn’t help liking her. Maybe it was the glasses. It sure as hell wasn’t her strange ass accent. Plus she almost always had a gun on her. That ruled.
Chun Li

Maybe this is where my damn thigh fetish started. Chun Li from Street Fighter 2 had almost nothing but kicks and they did everything possible in that damn video game to make sure she showed her draws at every point. If you google Chun Li tons of other nerds have drawn her nude. I’m not beating off to a character. Not that I’m knocking anyone that does. Just use caution. Its hard to play a game with one hand.
Ginormica

Just watched that Mosters vs. Alien movie and while it stunk I was like “That Ginormica is kinda cute…” which is funny because I find the actress Reese Witherspoon who voiced her to be rather pointy. Its like they took her actual face and made her cute.
Power Girl

This is a strong ass superhero that is almost as strong as Superman. Plus she wears a damned outfit where her boobs are totally exposed. Lots of Cos-play people dress as her with very…very bad results. Like, really bad. Lots of fat chicks dress as Power Girl and that ain’t cool.
Harley Quinn

Created for the Batman cartoon, Quinn took off and got ridiculously popular. She’s, insane, cute, and has a corked gun that shoots real bullets which is confusing. I mean, if you think about it for a second. Which I did. Harley will whip your ass and laugh the entire time.
Fox

Look at her. Like a cartoon Halle Barry. So why in the blue fuck did Angelina Jolie play her in the Wanted movie?! Explain this to me! Anyway, Fox is violent as hell, loves to fuck, and curses like a sailor. Sex is actually part of her training regimen. Isn’t that cool?
Wonder Woman

Do I really have to explain this one?
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Sunday, April 18, 2010
Friday, April 16, 2010
Tuesday, April 13, 2010
Rosscast Episode 155: Listen Up, Yo


In this episode I answer listener questions, talk about that cute chick in that York peppermint Patty commercial, eating burnt sunflower seeds and how they ruin my day, Josh Whedon directing the new Avengers movie, random nonsense, and Bombshell McGee calling out Tiger Woods. Click here to download this episode and older ones or click here to listen and subscribe through iTunes. Enjoy!
"Just Screw It"
Everybody and their mama is a doing a Tiger Woods spoof from his new Nike commercial. So I said, "Hey, Dante? Why don't you do one?" And then I replied, "Can you at least wait until I get off the toilet?!" And a few minutes later this was made. Enjoy.
Monday, April 12, 2010
"Doom Mates" Episode 40: "The Gauntlet" Season 2 Finale
It appears for the time being that the original video is not working. So I am using this for now.
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Saturday, April 10, 2010
Rosscast Episode 154: Teach Me Pay Me!


In this episode I rave about Werther’s Original’s candy, talk about a German company that has made vagina scented cologne (I shit you not!), facebook fucking up your chances of getting a job, paying punk ass kids to go to school, McDonald’s shakes causing gas, and Demi Moore lying out of her surgically repaired mouth. Click here to download this and old ass episodes and click here to download and subscribe through iTunes. Enjoy!
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Friday, April 9, 2010
Rosscast Episode 153: Right In The Past Hole!


In this past influenced episode I talk about old cartoons, movies, and music. And of course I end up rambling about the mail and sending cereal to folks. I also get around to answering some listener questions, talk about how I would bang a Golden Girl, and why The Last Dragon is the best movie ever. Click here to download the Rosscast or click here to listen and subscribe through iTunes. Enjoy!
Wednesday, April 7, 2010
Rosscast Episode 152: Virtually Virtual


In this episode I talk about the show Extreme Makeovers making folks broke, having the cops called on you for violent ass sex, an actor from Buffy the Vampire Slayer being tasered by cops (TWICE!), Dear Abby questions asked for her and answered by me, and the return of the Bad Parent of the Week! Click here to download this episode and click here to download and subscribe through iTunes. Enjoy!
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