I saw a commercial for Carl Jr's. new All American Thickburger and was grossed out imagining people eating it in public.
It contains a beef, hotdogs, kettle chips, and cheese. Now I thought
that Domino's new hotdog in the crust pizza with a side of mustard
was bad, but this is on a whole...'nother...level. You couldn't eat
this and do anything afterward. You don't chow down on this and get
back to work after a lunch break. You don't eat this on a date. Why?
Because you'll be peeing out of your butt half an hour later. If you
made this yourself at home it'd be better because whatever they do to
burger meat at restaurants it causes bowels to loss their structural
integrity like the Enterprise's shield. And the chick in the
commercial probably cleaned her hand with fire after filming this.
She ain't ever eat this thing in her life!
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