Stay away from our
women! Sorry. Reflex. There is an 18 year old gorilla in Japan that
people are saying women are going crazy over and that makes me feel
uncomfortable. I guess this is what it must feel like when ladies go
nuts over the idea of men being attracted to robot women. This
gorilla is named Shabani and he lives in the Higashiyama Zoo and
Botanical Gardens in Nagoya. You might as well say Mars. That entire
sentence was word salad to me.
They say that there are
always over one hundred people shouting at the gorilla to get a
picture of him. If you can't get to the zoo he also has a Twitter
account that I assure you is far more interesting than mine. Born in
Australia, moved to the Netherlands, and now residing in Japan he has
traveled further than I ever will in my life.
Zookeeper Allan
Schmidt, which is the most Japanese name I've ever heard in my life
said when asked if any of this was surprising said “No because the
Japanese are crazy...the Japanese love their fads. I would say most
people would consider him fairly dashing.” Next time your lady
wants to go to the zoo better keep an eye out for an ape that could
steal yo chick.
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