Some people just need to be pulled
aside and spoken to by Jesus or someone that is concerned about their
mental well-being. This 19 year old chick from Florida, of course,
named Daneshia Heller was arrested after making a call to cops. I
know that sounds crazy but give me a moment. She called police
because she wanted to buy some weed and gave a dealer $5 and he never
came back with the drugs. When police showed up they found a bag of
white substance on her. Turns out she had some flakka on her which is
a crazy ass new drug that I've written about before. She was charged
with misusing 911 and drug possession.
She had been arrested in the
past for violating the terms of a bond for a battery charge in the
past. When I went looking for an image of her I saw about three
different images of her. That is never a good sign. At the moment she
is still looked up with no bond. You'd have to already be high to
call cops because when you are calling them because you made an
illegal drug transaction and got ripped off you just have to take
that loss and hope for better luck next time. And why have an even
more dangerous drug on you when waiting for the cops?! Its like
drinking beer in the drivers seat while reporting that you were
involved in a hit and run.
Then we have a guy in Texas that was
arrested for the third time for fucking a horse. Yeah. 45 year old
Cirilo Castillo was finally heading to court after an incident in
February where he broke his leg fucking a horse for the third time
since 2012. The owner of the horse called cops early in the morning
because some dude was in her barn hurt. When cops came she told them
she knew who he was because his nasty ass had been arrested before
for horse banging and ordered to stay away. Its sad when the courts
have to tell you to stop touching the horsies.
Castillo said that he
had been hit by a car and crawled to the barn. Uh-huh. The house
wasn't in the mood and kicked his dumb ass. We all know what that's
like, eh, fellas? Try to sneak the sausage into your lady early in
the morning and she just ain't having it. Next thing you know you're
at work mad at everyone for no reason. If he goes to jail he'll be
there for five months. Plenty of time to plan his next secret
rendezvous. In the first instance he spent 270 days in jail and in
the second he was caught going downtown on a female horse and having
the sex. Ew! Come on, dude! Its nasty to go around fucking horses but
for some reason adding the oral makes it way worse.
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