Two British journalists named Arron
Hendy and Ruari Barratt ended up at a hospital after eating a
hamburger. This wasn't like that poison burger I had when I worked at
the hospital and got food poisoning that lasted six days. They both
had one bite of a burger called XXX Hot Chilli Burger. They stopped
at a place called Burger Off where they got to experience getting
wrecked by food. The paper they work for, Argus, reported “After
taking one bite he decided the burger was too spicy to eat anymore
and was physically OK after drinking lots of milk.” Now, if someone
I am hanging with eats a burger and stops after one bite chances are
I'm not gonna try it. I'm just not that adventurous and I value my
asshole enough to play with it this way. If it's hot going down it's
gonna be close to as bad coming out. But not everyone thinks like me
because the other reporter, Barratt, who is in training took a bite.
He got it worse.
“He took a bite and minutes later
suffered severe stomach pains, which increased. He lost the feeling
in his hands, his legs were shaking and his eyes rolled back in his
head.” They say that Hendy started getting these same symptoms but
later. Hendy later said “If you're thinking of trying this burger
for a dare, just don't.” Thanks for the advice!
The sauce used for this burger from
hell comes from the piri piri chili that comes from India. They take
11,000 pounds of this chili and turn it into 2.2 pounds of the sauce.
Read that again. You can almost feel your stomach, tongue, and ass
quiver.
The Argus reports that the sauce, made
in India, used 11,000-pounds of piri piri chili's concentrated into
just 2.2 pounds. You ever have a Serrano pepper? Those have a
Scoville scale number between 10,000 to 23,000. The Scoville scales
shows how hot something can be. These range from 50,000 to 175,000.
Fuck all that. The articles I found this story on lied and said the
scale was between 7-9 million which means they don't fact check. The
hottest pepper recorded is the Carolina Reaper which measures at
2,200,000. I don't know why anyone would do that to themselves. If I
ate something and it did any of the three things that happened
(losing feelings in hands, shaking legs, eyes rolling back into my
head) that wasn't a vagina, I'm running through traffic to get to a
hospital.
No comments:
Post a Comment