Rosscast Episode 94: Havin' Some Booty!

In this all over the place episode of The Rosscast I talk about Kirk Cameron and his views on evolution, Nick Hogan crashing into shit, why I don't want to ever go to prison, short stories on trips I have been on, Tiger Woods also crashing into shit, and red headed folks getting their asses kicked. Click here to download this and older Rosscast show. Enjoy!

"Chocolate Cake" Trailer

"Doom Mates" Episode 17: "Breaking The Rules"

Rosscast Episode 93: Thanksgiving Special Championship Edition!

In this Thanksgiving episode I talk about my awesome Thanksgiving meal, fried turkey, burnt over mitts, a guy that was in a coma but could hear everything, Chris Brown and Rihanna, Wendy Williams, and some random K-Fed story from a few years back. Click here to download this and older Rosscast's. Enjoy!

Celebrity Spank Bank 2

Oh, I’m a terrible person. Last time I did my spank bank article I totally left some women out. Now in all fairness, I broke it down into races and stuff and some ladies were gonna get left off. This is my chance to make up for that. And I shall in true perverse fashion by presenting my Celebrity Spank Bank Part 2!


Fairuza Balk


This chick is crazy looking but very hot to me. When she was little she played Dorothy in “Return To Oz.” The last films I saw her in were “The Waterboy” with Adam Sandler and “The Craft.” She was in “American History X” but I haven’t seen that. What makes her hot? Her lips.


Rachel True


It is with a heavy heart that I have to admit that not only have I met (seen) her in person but she was not hot at all. She looked so damned different in person. She wasn’t even cute. I place her here because she was hot in “The Craft” and “Half Baked.” Such a shame really.


Shannyn Sossamon


I first saw Shannyn in “Rules Of Attraction” and thought she was hot in such a strange way. She doesn’t have a body I like totally or a style. But there is something about her that just makes me really like her. Her voice is cool. Yeah, that’s it. I like her voice. Insert sarcastic laughter.


Alicia Keys


Do I really need to explain? Can you not see the picture?!


Britney Spears (old)


Just like the Old Lindsey Lohan, I had to be specific and use the term old for this one. Britney is not the hotness now. This picture is hot and shows when she had a cute rump. Now? Not so much. I believe this picture was taken pre-crazy. Everything is better when its pre-crazy.


Cameron Diaz


Yeah, she is hot. Funny as well. She looked her best in “The Mask” where she was about 20lbs. heavier but she is still hot. Some people are annoyed by her. I call those people jealous. So there.


Drew Barrymore


Damn her. Sometimes she is so cute you want to put her in your pocket and others you’re like “What happened?!” And this happens weekly! Sometimes she is hot and sometimes she scares me. I still like her and will add her to this list because more often than not she is cute.


Gina Carano


She is a mixed martial artist and will beat your ass. She was on American Gladiators for a while (not sure if that show is still on the air or not). Check her out sometime. You will be impressed.


Janet Jackson


Been hot for decades. Just saw her on the AMA’s and wasn’t all that happy but still, when she needs to bring that sexiness back she will. Never sleep on Janet. She will hurt you.


Leila Ali


Had a crush on her for friggin’ years! Like Carano, she could beat your ass and take your money while looking good the entire damn time. Man, she is hot. Leave me alone.


Zoe Isabella Kravitz


Sound familiar? It’s Lisa Bonet’s daughter! She grew up hot and apparently is talented. I couldn’t tell you. But I do know that she is silly ass cute and it makes me smile. Her mama's hot too.


Jennifer Lopez


Hey, remember when every woman wanted to look like her? Not so much anymore. She fell on her ass last night at the AMA’s (not much of an ass anymore) but still looked kinda hot. I found an old picture of her but wont call her Old Jennifer Lopez because she hasn’t done anything crazy. Besides marry Marc Anthony. And date Diddy. Yeah, that was a bad idea, huh?


Anna Paquin


She has gotten hotter the older she gets. If you watch “Trueblood” you can see her do a batter southern accent better than the one she did in “X Men” and be in better shape. Guess when she played Rogue she didn’t give a damn.

Fucking Skinny Jeans!

It seems to be getting worse and worse. This damn affliction that is affect the world. Skinny jeans. In the above picture this is a good example of skinny jeans being used in the proper way: on a woman. Check that out. A nice little ass. Good stomach. A little thin for my tastes but I’m a mutant and like women to be close to 200lbs. Her jeans are tight but not true skinny jeans. That’s how much I cant stand them.


Chicks have been wearing skinny jeans for years now. Back in the 80’s there was almost nothing but skinny jeans but they were called just pants. Everyone wore tight pants. Matter of fact, if you wore baggy pants or oversized ones people made fun of you. “You wearing your daddy’s pants!” Then as the 90’s neared and began big ass pants became the rage. This was a good thing. It went well with the dances that were coming out and they made cool (at the time) looking shit. Chicks have always been able to wear tight pants, even ones with no ass. Tight jeans look good and even hold in stuff on big girls.


Now to the fellas.





Jesus H. Christ. Please stop it. You don’t look cool. I don’t know why this shit is spreading faster than AIDS in a gay African prison but it is. Guys are looking so silly in this shit. Did I wear tight pants growing up? Yes. But I never had them sag. I never wore them with giant ass shoes and floppy hair. I mean, come on! Stop! You’re gonna look back at the pictures you take now and just be thoroughly ashamed.


Seeing a couple together with skinny jeans upsets me. You just know that they’re wearing each others draws as well.

Rosscast Episode 92: All Over The Place!

In this long awaited (ha!) episode I talk about cops throwing folks through windows, women getting their men beaten up, when not to ask about past relationships, the AMA's, being out of touch with music, disliking Lady Gaga, that damned "Twilight" movie, and showing off for a girl when I was little. Click here for this and older Rosscast's for download. Enjoy!

"Doom Mates" Episode 16: "House Full Of Suck"

Rosscast Meets Tha O Show!

So lastnight I got to speak on Tha O Show during Tha Round Table. Very fun! Here's my segment and I hope you all enjoy it. Thanks to Big Daddy Donnie and Dan-e-o fo inviting me. If you've never heard Tha O SHow this is just a taste of its Oliciousness!

Rosscast Episode 91: Halle Barry Skin

In an episode where I was supposed to just talk about me as a kid I got on the topic of salad tossing, dating, annoying afflictions, celebrity sex tapes, why I'm not gay, mind bullets, wet dreams, and answered some listener questions. Click here to download this and older shows. Enjoy!

"Doom Mates" Episode 15: "Death Pays A Visit"

Rosscast Episode 90: Anti-Everything!

In this episode I talk about random vampire movies and why "Twilight" blows, why I will never go to a strip club, booty cooties, bacon, my sleep pattern and if its killing me, and going out to eat yesterday. Click here for this and older Rosscast's for download. Enjoy!

Rosscas Episode 89: Zombies Hunter Extreme!!!

In this episode I talk about monkeys destroying people's faces and what should be done about it, fighting zombies, I answer a few listener questions, and why I will never take a dump in your home. Remember to click here to download this and older Rosscast's.

Rosscast Episode 88: Dangerous Ass Sex

In this episode I talk about strange sex. People using things to get themselves off (dental floss?!), people getting hurt during sex, bad sex, guys with two wangs, Miss California and her lesbian mama, and even some advice for the fellas. Remember to click here to download this and older episodes of The Rosscast. Enjoy!

Thoughts On Heaven & Hell Part 3

What is the point of me writing all this stuff? Seriously, its just to get my damn head clear and explain to people how I see this stuff. One thing I am very curious about is what would change about my friendships if I decided to not get saved. My relationship, I know would be altered completely. But my friends? They aren’t going anywhere. And if they did I would question how much of a friend I was to them in the first place.



To not talk to Dante, me, because I’m not saved? That’s such an odd thought for me to ponder. What would change about me if I were saved? What would I still be allowed to do? I write some really strange shit. Like, vampires, hit men, killers, and all kinds of stuff. Would that be okay still? Would saved Dante be allowed to write such things in good conscious? How about my Living Room Wrestling stuff? My movies? Hell, my Rosscast! Would I be able to talk about the stuff I do?!

This isn’t a list of things I would be forbidden to do but as a true ass Christian would it be cool in God’s eyes for me to do some of the stuff I do? I try and look at life like going to the post office or DMV. We all are in this crappy situation; let’s try and enjoy it or just get through it without hurting one another. I haven’t killed anyone. No raping going on. No drug using. I stay out of trouble, don’t you agree? This is for my friends and family that may read this.


What kinda man do you think Dante Ross is?


And for listeners of my Rosscast, from my shows what do you think of me? Do I come across as someone that would be sent to Hell? There is no wrong answer. Don’t worry about offending me. I know what I believe and what I believe is this:


I have tried my best to be a good man. Not a good Christian, Muslim, or whatever man. Just a regular ass good man. I wont screw you over and if you’re a good friend to me I will be a good friend to you. I wont bring drama into your life and will help you I any way I can. If you need me to talk, write, draw, or just help you out with stuff, just ask me and I will try my best to do a good job.


There are some people I have known half my life or more who believe I am good. There are people that I only speak to on facebook that think I’m funny. I just try to be okay. That’s all I ask of myself. To be good to folks out there and hope they do the same or close to it. I don’t wanna change any of my friends. Believe in what you wanna believe. Worship who you want or don’t. Pray to whoever you’re comfortable with praying to. I wont like you any more or any less because of who you chose.


I accept all of you and any of the bad that comes with you. Some of you have been beaten, abused, raped, and generally treated like shit. Some of you have led a life where you’ve never had to ball your fists and defend yourself. Some of you grew up with a family that loved and supported you no matter what. Some have families that disowned them for various reasons. Some of you are happy with how often we talk or hang out and wouldn’t change a thing about it. Some of you would. Either way I either like or love you and that’s why you’re in my life.


I have tried to surround myself with people that like me because I am me. There’s no bullshit going on. I will say what’s on my mind (not all of it because some things are better left unsaid). My friends don’t want anything more for me than for me to be happy and successful. That’s it.


Do they want me to go to Hell? I hope not and I don’t think so. Plus, I don’t think there’s a circle of Hell that could contain me. Yes, I’m that stubborn. I have been heading through my life wondering about God, even when I hated the fact that there might be one that was just ignoring all the suffering in the world. This isn’t new. This is just the first time I have spent an amount of time discussing it with the rest of you in this manner. I hope you all can discuss this with either me or your friends.


Rockets.