Yahoo! News Is Insane

I usually skip right past the weird ass news stories they have on Yahoo! unless its about a wardrobe malfunction or something. I just don’t care about the strange shit that happens in the world unless its nearby. But there was one story that I saw and went “The fuck…?!” Here is one of those stories.

A man who put his fiancée in a cardboard computer box and tried to bury her alive because he was bored with her was sentenced today to 20 years in prison. Judge Peter Collier at Leeds Crown Court sentenced Marcin Kasprzak, 26, for the attempted murder of his former fiancée Michelina Lewandowska.


"It was your intention that she would not be found. It was your intention that she die there," Collier said during the sentencing. "The death you intended would have been long and slow. It is mind-numbingly awful to imagine the sort of death you intended her to die."


The case gained notoriety when Lewandowska clawed her way out of her intended grave, using the diamond on her engagement ring to dig her way out of the box. Kasprzak and his friend Patryk Borys attacked Lewandowska with a taser at the couple's home last May, then bound her and stuffed her into a cardboard computer box. They buried her under six inches of dirt and an 88-pound tree branch.

What the hell could this chick have possibly done to have dude try to bury her alive? Better yet, doing such a terrible job of it? And if you’re wondering why she is posed with that ring its because she used her engagement ring to cut the box they trapped her in. The next time you think of ironic this image should pop into your head.

And his friend that helped got only four years in prison. That doesn’t seem like much. He’s only 18. So he’ll spend some time behind bars, get his swole on, and still be young enough to seek revenge. How about just killing both dudes and being done with it?

If he really wanted her dead that badly, why not just break up? Seems reasonable to me. “Honey, I’m bored with our relationship. So instead of just telling you and going our separate ways, I’m gonna taser you with my pal and bury you alive in the backyard. Oh, and I’m gonna bury you six inches underground. With a tree smaller than most models.”