This guy is a dick. When I first saw this story I hoped that it was fake. Like that one porno I saw where a guy went down on a woman for more than ten seconds. I mean, come on with that. That's not a real thing. Anyway, this New York cab driver named Jimmy Failla that calls himself a comedian and author decided to prank people by putting a big ass Burmese python in the back of the cab with passengers, locking the door so they couldn't get out, and filming it. Why? Read the first sentence of this paragraph again.
A prank to me is silly, harmless
things. Not putting a fucking snake in the proximity of someone who
is not expecting it. That's called being an asshole. These people are
trying to get somewhere. No one rides cabs for funsies. Can you
imagine trying to get someplace and suddenly a snake is dumped into
the backseat with you? My reaction although I have no fear of snakes
would be to stomp the shit out of it like I'm listening to Kirk
Franklin. Jimmy is using the snake and passengers as a way to promote
a book he is doing about conquering fears.
No one asked to be a part of your
fucking social experiment. His license which is close to being
expired is under review from the Taxi and Limousine Commission. He
doesn't care because he thinks he is famous now. No. You're now known
for being that dick that put a snake near someone trapped in a car
because you think you're being funny. You're not. And the sad thing
is that an asshole that will think of something like this can't be
reasoned with. He'll never understand why he is such a asshole for
doing this.
I hope this doesn't spawn more
jackasses thinking that they can take experiments with fear into
their own hands. There's this villain in the Batman films and in the
animated series named The Scarecrow. His actual name is professor
Johnathon Crane. He loves seeing people's fears and subjects them to
his experiments and gets off on it. Then he comes across Batman who
bitchslaps him constantly. I want a Batman to slap the shit out of
this guy.
2 comments:
I hate Jimmy Failla. Who found this idiot..I turn fox off when this idiot is on
Ditto
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