Saturday, March 1, 2014

Dante Vs. Nature 37


In Arizona there are packs of wild ass chihuahuas taking the place and holding it hostage! They say its because the dogs aren't spayed or neutered so they just run around having crazy chihuahua sex and the next thing you know its not safe to take the trash out without being attacked by a bunch of yapping ass dogs that offer no protection from actual dangerous animals.

"What you say 'bout my mama...?"

“We compared the number of calls we got in 2013 from that area to similar areas in town and the calls from Maryvale were three times higher than surrounding areas. Part of it is these animals aren’t spayed or neutered, so they’re out looking for a mate and are having babies, which also contributes to the problem. If at all possible, if you see a stray, if you can safely contain him in your yard and then call us, that makes a big difference” Melissa Gable of Maricopa County Animal Care and Control said.

"Soul! Fresh...souls!"

Nope. I ain't gonna even try and wrangle a wild ass chihuahuas. They are tiny and shakier than than Republican logic. They are offering to cut the balls off of these dogs for free which is something I wish they offered to humans. I'd say that stray people are far more dangerous than a bunch of dogs that just want some Taco Bell. It can't be that hard to catch a chihuahua. Just throw a pillowcase over it, right?

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