Friday, February 28, 2014

Only In Florida 8


A Florida grandmother was arrested for just being a drunk, nasty ass. 53 year old Christine O'Keefe was watching her granddaughter who is 2 years old. Such a sweet age. Except when your granny is a drunkard and you're left in her care! When Christine's daughter Jessica Caldwell who is the mother of the child came home and saw that her mama had been boozing it up when she is supposed to be watching her kid because Florida.

Pictured: party animal.

The two of them started yelling at each other and since that's not enough Christine decided to hit her daughter in the face with a used diaper. Was it full of poop or pee? Who cares?! Who in the hell throws a diaper at someone?! A savage, that's who. Monkey do that. After taking a diaper to the face Jessica hit her mother in the brow. Hopefully with he fists because one diaper being thrown is more than enough.

She would've thrown one more but she had a beer bottle in her other hand.

Christine was arrested for misdemeanor battery and posted $1000 bail and will be headed to court March 27th. Jessica was not arrested because she isn't the one that was drunk and tossing diapers at folks. Now she is gonna have to find a new babysitter. I wonder if and how they will get past this. You know this nonsense happened in front of the kid. These don't sound like the kind of people that will say “Let's take this to another room.” They're more like “This is Florida. I got booze in my belly and a diaper in my hand. If you feeling froggy...jump.”

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