People do some stupid stuff when it
comes to nature. I like to leave it alone. A few nights ago a bee got
into my apartment. Now, bees shouldn't be around right now let alone
around 7pm at night. This bee was stupid and met its end underneath a
size 13 Converse. Then there are people that not only want to go into
nature voluntarily, but they go into nature and dare it to do the
last thing that you want nature to do to you.
A naturalist named Paul Rosolie wants
to die before he reaches his 27th birthday. He plans on getting
inside of an anaconda. Not, like, a dead one where he'll wear it like
a suit. But get inside of it while it is alive, allowing himself to
be eaten whole. Or swallowed. Eaten would imply death which is
possible. That is why he designed a suit to keep that from happening.
Yeah. That is supposed to keep him
alive. Animal groups are understandably upset that he plans to do
this. There is no way that he and the anaconda are coming out of this
nonsense alive. Its supposed to air on The Discovery Channel which I
guess is competing with TLC as the new freak show network on the 7th
of December. “If u know me—I would never hurt a living thing. But
you'll have to watch #EatenAlive to find out how it goes down”
Rosolie posted online. I have a feeling that none of this will
actually even go down and it is just advertising for the network and
this idiot. But if it does happen...I hope the anaconda wins. As much
as I hate wildlife I hate idiots even more.
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