Two Girls One Shtup

Cam sent me this story and as soon as I saw that it took place in China that it would be crazy. If Crazy Land is a country Australia is the president, Florida is its capital, and China is its largest city. A 21 year old guy named Wu Hsia broke up with his 20 year old girlfriend named Jun Tang after meeting 22 year old Rong Tsao. All these names sound made up. Over the next few months Jun kept trying to get Wu back with her. Wu decided that it would be a good idea to get the three of them together for a talk and not a three-way. Wu said “I was sick of being nagged from both sides. Rong was moaning about Jun and Jun was moaning about her and it all got too much.” This is where the law gets involved.

The two women started arguing with each other and then his ex got mad and jumped into the river and told Wu to save her. The new girl Rong, thought that Wu just might jump in and save her so she jumped in as well and told him to save her. The fuck is happening?! So Wu did the right thing. No, not walk away leaving these two crazy ass women to the mercy of the sea. He saved his current chick and took her to the hospital. Being the good guy he is he called his brother on the way to the hospital who in turn called rescuers who saved Jun. She was not injured but should probably get some form of counseling. And Wu needs to be better at picking women because come on. This is a situation no one should ever be involved in.