Friday, March 13, 2015

City's Citizens Shitty Situation

Some people are into things that most of us find boring, dangerous , or terrible. This one is just gross. A man from Akron, Ohio that is known as the Bowel Movement Bandit is being searched for by police after his chocolate reign of terror. Yes. I just came up with that. For the past three years someone has been dropping mad deuces on cars and even the toys of children left outside. 

Police say that he has done this on at least nineteen cars. Neighbors began blaming one another and families turned on each other. One father is quoted as saying “I was questioning my son: Who do you have mad at you? People were pointing fingers all over the place.” Sick of having everything treated like a toilet someone set up a camera that took a picture every 12 seconds. This person had their car crapped on eight times since the fall. After a few days of no results this image was taken showing the guy looking very surprised to be interrupted. No one wants to be photoed dooking. Lt. Rick Edwards said “The photo shows this guy bent over on the hood, pants to ankles defecating on the car. We need to know who this person is.” You know that someone has seen this and knows who it is. They woke up and saw an article online and said “Oh, my god. That's Ron. Shitting.” I wanna known who came up with the nickname for this freak. 

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