Will there ever be true equality
between men and women? No. Should there be? Eh...depends on what day
of the week you ask me. I was watching some clip from a show where
one of the women in the group were talking about that lady that cut
off her husbands dick and threw it into the garbage disposal. They
all laughed. Now just flip that story. First off you gotta pick
something that can be cut off a woman, thrown into a garbage
disposal, and laughed about. You think of something yet? Neither have
I. Know why? Because the shit isn't funny! Human mutilation can't be
funny when it happens to one sex and not the other.
“Gender equality is the measurable
equal representation of women and men. Gender equality does not imply
that women and men are the same, but that they have equal value and
should be accorded equal treatment. The United Nations regards gender
equality as a human right. It points out that empowering women is
also an indispensable tool for advancing development and reducing
poverty. Equal pay for equal work is one of the areas where gender
equality is rarely seen. All too often women are paid less than men
for doing the same work.”
I have never thought that I was
stronger than a woman or smarter. A lot of it has to do with my
grandmothers because they were tough as fuck and got shit done with
little to no help from men in their lives. I have grown up around a
lot of shitty men but I don't take that and apply it across the board
to men in general whereas I have personally been treated by women
like a man that did them wrong at some point in their lives. I have
been around some terrible ass examples of women since I was a kid but
that didn't turn me into one of those guys that treats all women like
shit. Why? Because everybody is different!
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| Her mother has recently stated that anyone who thought there was anything sexual is a "covert pedophile." |
What got me thinking about this
equality stuff was that picture of 13 year old Willow Smith and this
20 year old guy whose name I can't be bothered to look up right now
that's been floating around. Everyone thinks that it is so wrong for
a shirtless 20 year old to be even sitting on the bed with a 13 year
old girl. And I agree. Shit's weird. Maybe that's just me. Maybe I
have issues that need to be resolved. But I can not picture me at
that age sitting around with a little girl and looking all chill. If
a topless 20 year old chick was sitting with a 13 year old boy people
would lose their shit as well, but not as much. It wouldn't still be
a headline on Facebook days later. “They're just breasts! Its
natural!”
Let me ramble about that for a moment.
I hate when people say that breasts shouldn't get guys excited and
how in other parts of the world women walk around topless and its no
big deal. If you really believe that send me topless pictures. I
don't wanna live in a world where seeing tits is not surprising. Let
me have that. Let me keep that one thing in my life. You think I
wanna be desensitized to seeing boobs?! Hell, no! I'm not even that
into breasts but when I see them I smile a little.
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| Don't steal my sunshine! |
Okay, I'm back.
I am fully aware that there are double
standards when it comes to things between women and men. I point it
out every time a hot teacher sleeps with a young, male student but
how a guy that sleeps with a young girl should be killed with rocks.
Some women love a shirtless man as much as men love a shirtless
woman. No one likes seeing dicks for the most part and whenever I
have seen public vagina it has been startling (and/or homeless). Guys
hold doors open for women and men while women tend to not even look
back when walking through a door which is just rude. Women like to
call men out and tell them to “Be a man!” knowing that men have
no comeback for that. “Uh...be a woman!” There's no definition
for being a woman that everyone can agree on. Go cook? Go clean? Go
have babies? Go have sex with your man whenever he wants it? Go not
vote? That used to be how women rolled back in the day but that shit
don't fly anymore except in countries where my killing with stones
idea still occurs. The scary thing is that men won't see women as
equals until they can punch them in the face and not get sent to
prison for it.
“You know how you know you have lost
a fight with your woman? When the cops come in and say, 'Sir do you
wanna press charges?'” - Kevin Hart
Men have had it hammered into their
heads that they're physically superior. That doesn't stop women from
hitting them and being attacked. This is not the cue to start going
around and hitting women! Jesus, what are you? An animal? An animal
that does whatever I say? What I mean is that men are told that they
are stronger than women. Period. Not smarter. Not better looking. Not
nicer. Stronger. So when a man loses his shit the only thing he can
do is go bananas and hurt things around them. Women, children,
furniture, the time space continuum. Society has told him that all he
is good at is ruining womens lives and lifting heavy shit. He is
killing two birds with one stone as far as he thinks.
“Listen, I was looking in the paper
the other day, I'm not not making this up. There's a serial rapist in
Houston, there is nothing funny about serial rape but, what is
noteworthy about this particular rapist, is that all of his victims,
have been men, enjoy your evening. I can't believe you clapped about
that. A man raping men in Houston, that's the most gangsta shit, so
far, like, like, seven men have already come forward and reported
this in the Houston area, and reported this motherfucker, which means
he must of raped thousands, cause, that's a tough phone call for us
to make. Society don't give a fuck about male rape . There's no
hotline for us. A man get raped you have to get up and walk that shit
off. 'Got raped, caught me slippin'!' You take that shit to the
grave. Couldn't even tell my wife some shit like that. Come in, all
disheveled an' shit. 'Hey where have you been, it's 3 o'clock in the
morning where have you been?' 'Out fucking another women, just go
back to sleep. Okay.'” - Dave Chappelle
When women talk about how bad men are I
want them to know that they aren't telling us anything we don't
already know. Would you sit with your fat friend and talk about how
gross, disgusting, and unhealthy fat people are? Well, if you're an
asshole you would. “I don't mean you. Just...other fat people.”
So why is it okay to do this with guys? I think a lot of women would
be completely horrified if guys started talking to them like they do
men. You think your man doesn't talk now? Shit. Imagine if he said
the same things to you that he said to Paul at the office.
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| "Loser makes dinner. For life.: |
I think that men and women will never
treat each other as equals. Yeah, there will be exceptions as there
are with everything. But as a whole? Naw. We got folks on both sides
of the fight fucking it up for everyone. For every guy that pulled
himself out of the gutter and got a job there's the asshole that has
a uncle that hooked him up. For every woman that toiled for years to
get equal pay there's that chick with them legs that for some reason
never gets fired no matter how much she fucks up. Everyone needs to
come to a consensus about equality which will never...ever...happen.
You ever try ordering pizza at an office? It's like that by billions.
There's always some asshole that wants pineapple on it.
Back when I wanted kids I used to say that if anyone ever told my daughter that she couldn't do something because she was a girl that I'd fuck them up for putting that idea in their head. I think everyone should play fair with one another and just not treat someone better or worse based on their sex. If a woman is doing as good as a man at a job there's no reason she should get paid less. That doesn't even make sense to me. Team People, everyone.
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