Nasty Old Flasher

Up in America's hat some nasty ass old man was busted flashing people. In Ottawa at a place called Mooney's Bay Park a man named Donald Popadick was arrested after police got calls about someone showing their nasty, old penis. I shit you not, that is dude's real name. Popadick. He was out doing this at 9 in the morning which is just unsavory. People are on their way to work or out for a jog. You don't need to see that at any time of the day but for some reason it's worse to do that in the morning to me. It is just a shitty way to start the day. He was charged with indecent exposure and for being presumptuous in thinking anyone wanted to see his noodle. I made that last one up. It should totally be a real thing do. Folks could be sentenced to three months in jail for presumptuous behavior.

I have talked about before how when a guy just up and sends pictures of their dicks to people is rude. In that movie Bridesmaids they talk about how aggressive penises are and I couldn't help but laugh because its true. There seems to have been an increase of female teachers slapping hams with students and men committing dick related offenses. A few weeks back I was talking to someone about the difference between a guy sending a dick pic and a woman sending a shot of their vajayjay. Wangs pretty much follow a basic style. Head, shaft, balls. Usually two balls. Of course size and color vary but if someone says “dick” you can quickly form an image. With hey-nows its all over the place. They're like snowflakes. The point is that no one should send uninvited dick pics or flash people. I think that's the point. I haven't had cereal yet and am not thinking clearly.