Even though I don't date and don't plan
on it I like taking dating surveys. It is a good way to have a
conversation with myself (which I have a lot of time to do) and to
figure shit out. I was talking to my friend a few days ago and she
told me that I “don't try” when I'm in a relationship. She wasn't
able to give me any clarification on that statement which still
bothers the hell out of me. I don't try? What could she have meant by
that? I'll ask later.
This set of questions if more fun and
to the point than ones I've done in the past. I'm sure there's room
for elaboration on these but that's what actual conversations are
for. Lately it has been sinking in more that one day I'm gonna end up
as a strange smell that gets reported or a stain on my neighbors
ceiling that gets complained about so I might as well write down a
bunch of date related stuff.
What was your favorite Halloween
costume and why?
This Skeletor one from the He-Man
cartoon. I had it I think when I was around 6 or 7 years old. When I
put that cheap ass thing on I really thought that I was the
character.
If you could have dinner with any three
people from any time, fictional or non-fictional, who would they be
and why?
My late brother Kevin, Robert Downey
Jr., and Brandon Lee. Any fake people would either be too psychotic
or dangerous to have dinner with.
If you could be invisible, where would
you go and what would you do?
I was gonna say something to do with
seeing someone nude but if that were the case I would go and see a
stripper. I would probably go to Africa. I have no desire to go there
if I have to be seen. It would be cool to just wander around there
unseen.
If your life was turned into a movie,
what actor would play you?
Oh, god. I don't even know. I don't
think any actor looks like me. I'll just say Michael B. Jordan
because he's good.
What made you laugh the hardest in your
entire life?
A few weeks ago while hanging out with
my cousin within a minute so much nonsense happened that made me
laugh harder than I ever have in my life. Even saying all that
happened does a disservice to the new laugh I discovered.
What's your favorite childhood memory?
It's hard to pick one but most of them
involve it being Christmas and getting a present.
If you were a waiter and a customer was
being rude, would you spit in their food?
God, no. That's rude and nasty. That
isn't the kinda story I could share with friends.
What is your deepest regret?
Not telling my brother that I loved
him.
Have you ever dated someone from
another race? Would you?
Yes. If you asked my mother she would
say that's all I did.
What was your first date like?
It was awesome. I mean, we did see a
movie about a guy being tortured for two hours but afterward we
talked for a few hours and I got to kiss her on the cheek.
What's the worst lie you ever told? Did
you get caught?
I told a chick in junior high that I
loved her to shut her up. There was nothing to get caught about
really.
If you suddenly found yourself turned
into a woman, how would you spend your day?
Making sure I didn't have to touch my
vagina. Women say that if they were a man for a day that they would
do nothing but penis related activities. I'd stay as far from my
vagina as possible until this situation ended.
How do you handle people you don't
like?
I stay away from them. There are far
better ways to spend my time than dealing with people I don't like.
Would you rather be smart and ugly or
dumb and beautiful?
I've done the former for enough years.
The latter would be fun to try out for a while.
Do you have a sexual fantasy no one
else knows about?
Of course. But when I hear others mine
seem very tame.
What's the difference between sex and
making love?
How good a gift you give someone.
If you could change the age at which
you lost your virginity, would you? Would it be younger or older and
why?
I would change it, yeah. I think I
would go younger. If it didn't happen when it did it would've been
years by the time I actually had sex. Opportunities were not around
and I wasn't looking.
What's the craziest place you ever had
sex?
I don't have crazy place sex. Just
blowjobs. I have had some crazy blowjob places.
Have you ever had sex with someone when
you didn't really want to?
Once. It was to stop her from bothering
me.
Have you ever cheated on your partner?
Did this person ever find out, and if so, what happened?
I thought I did once. Turns out she had dumped me already but didn't tell me. She never found out. If she does now I don't care. She was a terrible person.
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