8 Year Old Designated Driver

Clarence W. Hairston, 58, of Upper Darby, Pennsylvania just might be one of the shittiest uncles alive. He was pulled over by police when they noticed his car driving kinda bad and got quite a surprise when the car finally stopped. In his hand Clarence was holding a 25oz can of beer and in his lap was his 9 year old nephew. Oh, and in the backseat was an 8 year old. “The vehicle had stopped in the middle of the road and then was accelerating and braking. When it turned the corner onto Littlecroft, it struck a parked car. There was an 8-year-old boy on his lap steering the vehicle and another boy, a 9-year-old, in the back seat jumping around. When the car finally stopped, the little boys got out and the driver gets out with the can of beer in his hand” said Delaware County Police Superintendent Michael Chitwood. Clarence had all the signs of someone being drunk as shit and told the cop that he himself was a cop. “It's not right to jam up another cop” he said while he reeked of booze. He refused to take a Breathalyzer test and got slapped with reckless endangerment, endangering the welfare of a child, DUI, and permitting an unauthorized person to drive a car. He's being held on $15,000 bail. “The guy is a total moron, it's the best way to describe him” Chitwood said. I agree so hard I think I pulled a muscle.