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Normally when I write about teachers its because they just can't keep from banging their students. This time a teacher in Oklahoma made a preemptive strike against sex by showing up in school drunk off her ass and wearing no pants. Lorie Ann Hill showed up for class (no students at the time) wearing just her shirt and some draws. Police were called around 9am to find her now wearing shorts. After searching her car they found a cup that smelled like vodka. They say there wasn't enough evidence to prove that she drove drunk to the school because apparently overnight we shifted to cartoon world where when a teacher shows up for school drunk, pantless, and has a cup that smells of booze that means that there is not enough evidence. “She was found in a room kind of disoriented” said Police Chief Bob Haley. “By the time we got there she was in a room and wearing shorts.” Thank god for small favors. She was arrested on suspicion of public intoxication. When did totally fucking obvious become suspicion? I swear it seems like every time I go to sleep and wake up the world gets a little bit more stutarded. Not enough for me to cash out but enough to make me stop and cock my head to the side and squint.