Teachers these days are getting it in! And by it I mean students penises. I got two stories. The first involves a 28 year old teacher named Jennifer Caswell who is being charged with a lot of things including second degree rape of a 15 year old student. Police caught the former English teacher in a hotel room with the student. She quit her job back in April when these allegations first happened. There wasn't hard evidence against Jennifer at first until her goofy ass was busted in the hotel room. This picture that I am showing is the one that has been floating around the most but I found her mugshot and she looks way different. I'll get to that in a moment. I think we are getting to a point where teachers are going to be replaced with robots shaped like squares so that they can't be sexualised in any sense.
“Things that raised kind of an eyebrow. People seeing a teacher alone with a child may or may not be anything. It could just be innocent contact. The child said nothing's going on, she's just a nice teacher” Harmon County Assistant District Attorney Eric Yarborough said. Fast forward to Jennifer and her student being caught in a Best Western. The found out that they had been having lots of sex including twice at school.
The student snitched and said that they had sex in school, her car, after she quit, and even at his house. Jennifer now faces three counts of second degree rape, one count of forcible sodomy (...?!), and two counts of enticing a child. Since all this has happened Jennifer has divorced her husband and it looks like she has aged quite a bit. Her mugshot doesn't look like her first picture. I know if I were a teenage boy and she threw me some I'd take it. I mean, come on. You would be silly not to. Yeah, I know its wrong and that this teacher should know better than to do this. I'm tired of defending myself. Its just a good thing that I'm not a student anymore because these teachers look way better than the ones I had growing up. Yeah, yeah. You're a better person than me. But if you find any honest man he will tell you that there was a teacher that he went home and abused himself to thinking about. But, yeah. She doesn't look as hot in this mugshot. She just looks sad like someone arrested for molestation.
In Arkansas 32 year old Mary Faith McCormick is in deep shit for having sex with a 13 year old former student. She got busted after a 12 year old cockblocking female friend asked to use his phone and found pictures of the teacher that were saucy in nature. The probable cause affidavit says that they had sex at least two times which happened after school ended in June and continued till this month of August. At one point the boy and a friend went to Mary's house to watch movies and after one of them stayed they ended up having sex. I can just imagine one of the friends just waiting for the other to leave because if you are that young and left alone with a grown ass woman you can safely assume that sex is going to happen. Its science. And parents, if you have a kid that goes over your friends house to “hang out” they are having sex. Sorry this is how you found out that your kid isn't a virgin.
Mary and the student used Snap Chat to exchange images of each other because this is the future. They sent each other pictures of their junk and I don't know what he was thinking doing that. The kid told police that the sex was consensual but police are all like “Uh...kid? Its still rape.” Mary bonded out of jail a week ago and will be back in court next month.
This is another one that doesn't look as good in her mugshot but still. I'd hit it. Where did all these hot and horny teachers come from? When I was a kid teachers looked like witches or kinda homeless. There were no teachers that I even suspected of wanting to have sex with students. Well, no female ones. There were plenty of nasty ass men teachers that would check out girl students. These teachers won't be doing a shot load of time so if I were these boys I would keep tight lipped until they got out and would try and do it all over again. Yeah. I'm that guy. I am sure that all these teachers and students think that they will find a magic way to not get caught but they always get sloppy and caught. When you start introducing technology into it bad shit is gonna happen or getting cocky. Having kids over your house to the point where neighbors interviewed aren't shocked that you're a pervert is not good.