Wednesday, September 3, 2014

Idiot Gets Pole In Ass

Good! That was the first thing I thought when I first heard this story. Mother In Colorado named Christina Jahnz ended up with a giant pole stuck in her thigh and ass after texting while driving. She had just dropped her daughter off at school and noticed that she had forgotten her saxophone. She used the voice to text to contact her daughter and wanted to check if the text was alright which kinda defeats the purpose of talking to text. “I looked down to make sure it was all right. The next thing I knew, I was looking up, there was white powder from the air bags deployed.” Isn't that crazy? You look away from the road and suddenly bad things happen? She ended up getting a shit ton of stitches and they had to saw the pole to get her out of her car after hitting the guard rail. They say if the pole was a few inches in any other direction her ass would have been dead...over a text. I know there are people that text while driving all the time and get away with it. There are also people who cross without looking that don't get hit by cars until someone does. Don't get hurt or die doing stupid shit. Imagine how the daughter would have felt knowing her mom died over a forgotten saxophone. Jackass.  

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