Monday, September 29, 2014

Woman Uses Man As Hood Ornament

No one likes meter maids. No one. But most people don't use them as a hood ornament. I saw this story about this lady named Bo Mounsombath, 33, of San Francisco driving with this parking enforcement officer on the hood of her car. She is being charged with assault with a deadly weapon and misdemeanor hit and run after hitting this guy and driving for twelve blocks with him on the hood of her car. Why? My guess is she is crazy. She just has that look about her. I saw an interview with her and just looking at her face I thought “That woman is not all there.” Stop acting like a lot of crazy can't be spotted from a distance. A witness named Allison Yates took a picture of this shit happening. “I saw her go by and realized there was a guy on the hood on his back, hanging on kind of spread-eagled. She turned right from that far left lane across all lanes of traffic. She was screaming, he was screaming, it was insane.” If I was on the hood of that car that woman would have got her camera wet with my tears and pee. In the image the guy on the hood looks like he is trying to reason with this woman which after travelling a few blocks must have known was impossible. 

This all started when the parking guy says he saw Bo, the driver, take a ticket from a car that already had a ticket for parking illegally during street sweeping and place it on hers. Pretty clever. When the guy went to talk to her about this she gunned it and hit his motorcycle as he landed on her hood.

Police eventually caught her ass a mile from where this all started. Police asked Bo what the fuck she was thinking and she said that the parking guy asked her to “do things instead of getting a parking citation which led me to believe he was posing as a meter maid.” She also said that he asked for her phone number and she took off and didn't mean to hit the guy. When you aim your car at people and gun the engine people tend to get hit. The more you know. I bet there will be more information about this lady that comes out that shows she's done some strange shit before. She has lost her job as a freelance stylist which means no one is calling her anymore. You can't lose a freelance job. I've imagined many times being on the hood of a car, punching through the windshield, and steering the car into a pile of garbage, then beating the drivers ass. Let's hope that I never have to test that scenario.  

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