Only In Florida 12

If I told you a story about a pregnant woman who while left alone in a hotel as her partner was out gave birth to her two months premature child in a bathtub you'd call her a hero. What if I also added that she bit through the umbilical cord with her teeth because she had no other means to do it. And then she gave the child CPR to keep it alive for an hour to keep it alive. But then I ruin the whole thing by saying that she was on crack while all of this happened because Florida. Thanks to Heather for sending this madness to me because people who know me know I love crazy.

Pictured: champion.

Chrystal Hassell, 37, of Ocala, Florida was in a hotel room when she decided that crack was just what you do when you're pregnant and already have an 11 month old child. Her unborn baby ruins her crack habit by, you know, deciding to be born so it decided it wanted to come on out. She contacted her man, Vincent Terry, and he started racing to get back to her. He was pulled over by police who normally will help you out in situations such as this. But there was one little problem.

Terry was wanted for attempted murder in Colorado.

Yarb.

After about an hour Chrystal finally called 911 and the baby was taken to the hospital where it is alive but in critical condition. Her other baby is in foster care while these two parents of the year are in jail. Chrystal was charged with child neglect...for now. I'm sure after they gather more facts including the whole crack thing more charges will be applied.

Now...these two. For anyone out there that do not believe in the death penalty this at least has to make you go “Eh...maybe.” Both are messes. And why is she pregnant again?! She has a baby right there that she is already smoking crack around. Why have another? And why is Terry shooting her club up (that is slang for completing inside a woman with no protection) knowing she has a baby already and is on crack? Who did Terry attempt to murder? What is happening?!

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