Reading, Writing, And Arithmedick

There is another story in the news with a woman sleeping with a student at school. I had recently written about this happening between a student and teacher. This time it was a guidance counselor. Ellen Wermeling, 32, was a counselor at Aldine MacArthur High School in Houston, Texas and is being accused of boning a 12th grade student. The student told police that they messaged each other through Instagram and she was going to pick him up to “hang out” at her place.

Wermeling (which is a last name I would have changed as soon as I was legally allowed to) and this dude hooked up at her place, watched a couple of movies, he gave her a back massage, and then had sex. He said they then had sex on a few more occasions. Wermeling denied speaking to the guy on Instagram but then deleted her account the same day these allegations popped up.

In an interview the student said “In the heat of the moment, nothing really was wrong. At the end of the day, I'm 18 and I'm an adult and I make my own decisions.” Legally he is an adult but Wermeling is still a staff member and as much as you may wanna bone this cute ass lady it is against the law. She was put on paid leave then canned from her job. She was arrested and released on $10,000 bond. By the way, humanity. If you are at a woman's house and she asks for a massage chances are a penis will be touched.

Every time one of these stories comes up I wonder how someone else found out. In the last story I covered the student was seen by another student smacking the teachers ass and her sitting on his lap. In other stories it was a loose lipped kid. In another a cousin snitched because he was being a hater. In this case the guy told his coach. His coach?!

"Now tell me again what happened. But say it...slower."

The school district released a statement regarding this situation. “Aldine ISD has been made aware of a MacArthur High School staff member being charged with having an inappropriate relationship with a MacArthur student. The district takes this allegation seriously and is fully cooperating with authorities. The staff member was removed from the campus once the district learned of the allegation and will not be returning. The safety and security of our students will continue to be a top priority in Aldine ISD.”

I don't think there is a way to really stop teachers or counselors from sleeping with students as long as you have humans. You have these sex crazed teens in classes with teachers that are ten times hotter than the ones I was in school with and something is gonna happen. You can say that as an adult they should know better, but come on.

Y.O.L.O, right?!

Humans fuck up all the time. It is gonna have to be like in those future movies where the teacher is a robot. But even then someone in class is gonna try and touch some robo-titty.

Even the robot can't catch a break!