Ererer sent me this one. You know that thing where you look for a mugshot and end up finding multiple ones of the same person? Christian Gomez is one of those people. The one up top is the most recent for a honked up ass crime. On New Years Eve 23 year old Christian decided to cut his mothers head off with an ax. Why? Because she wanted him to move some boxes around the house. Yep. That's it. Oh. Also because Florida.
Maria Suarez-Cassagne's body was found near some trash cans outside after the other son, Mario, let cops know what happened. Apparently there was some jealousy involved because one son got more attention than the other. Sure it had nothing to do with the fact that he was diagnosed as schizophrenic and previously arrested for resisting an officer, prowling, loitering, and disorderly conduct. Ai, mijo.
If this was my kid and I saw any of those mugshots I would have been like “Yeah, you guys keep him.” Police tracked him down as he attempted to escape on a bicycle. Someone reported seeing someone suspicious on a bike and by suspicious they probably meant a lunatic covered in blood...on a bike. He confessed to the murder and everyone lived happily ever after. Not really, but still.