Miss Jackie sent me this story about a man
that was murdered by a camel in Mexico. Now, the fact that a camel
killed a human being is not shocking. Camels are assholes. “Ooh,
look at me! I got back fat so I don't have to eat for a while!”
Jerks. What I didn't know that camels were vengeful bastards. A 60
year old man from Chicago named Rick Mileski who owns an animal
sanctuary of his own was kicked, bitten, and sat on by a camel. This,
I believe, is the actual camel. Smug ass. It is being said that on this
faithful day that Mileski did not give this camel a Coke, which he
normally did, the camel wasn't having that shit and went boots to
asses on him. The rescuers had to use a truck with a rope tied to it
to even pull the damned thing off of Mileski. His animal park has
been closed down and all the wild ass animals removed until an
investigation is done. I don't know what's to investigate. Don't fuck
with folks Coke.
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